He’s a Bordeaux collie
Now that I'm far away, I should train back home.
Spec Ops
It's a trained barkeologist.
She's just purrfect or else it would have been a catastrophe.
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
Ig he really didn't stand a chance
It may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbor's fridge
Trained dogs often have better pawsture
They fired him on day one. He was caught eating carrion.
A Meth Lab.
Keeps calling it a hippo potty myth
Wife: Woo! You're the best. Gooooo husband!
He has a fowl little mind
But to be fishers of men
They are trained for the worst queso-nario
First time I've ever seen a SWAT team.
They pick it up on the way
https://i.imgur.com/gCd9CRy.jpg
Here's a montage 😅 https://youtu.be/z6woHmrn144
They are loco motions
So, I was pretty worn out the other day and was not even close to my A game in terms of coherent conversation, let alone my sense of humor.
At dinner, the kids wanted some yogurt so my wife got up to get it and asked me, "Do you want some yogurt, Baby?"
I paused for a moment to actually decide whether I wanted some and must have made some weird look, because she immediately followed up with, "I know, I know, 'What's a yogurt baby?'"
The Dad Joke is strong in my home even when I'm not there to do the work. That is good news.
He's #1 at #2.
Me: I'll just go to the bank on Monday.
Mom: The banks aren't open tomorrow.
Me: What stupid holiday is it now?
Mom: Leif Erikson Day...
cue my eyes rolling
... it's my very own capybarista.
A cat we got just had kittens and they are absolutely adorable. One of the kittens was chewing on an electrical wire. So of course I said "Don't let her chew on that!! It may electro-cute her!!" Everyone in the room face palmed.
He's a Bordeaux collie
He's a bordeaux collie.
Hes a Bordeaux collie.
