Pointing Puns

A list of puns related to "Pointing"

Me: *Pointing* I hear that guy is a veteran. Friend: Which guy?

Me: Major Look!

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.

“Si, está.”

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👤︎ u/SDM0102
📅︎ May 02 2020
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Sitting in the ER with my son last night, he got me with this one. I was trying to lift his spirits and was pointing out all the crazy equipment they have in the room. I said "Oh look. They have tongue depressers." He says "Those won't work on me." I asked why and he says...

"I'm on antidepressants."

He's going in for surgery at 3:30pm Pacific. All your positive thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

Edit: Thank you all for the kind words and omg for the gold! He's out of surgery and looks to be recovering nicely. All your well wishes helped cheer him and his parents up.

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👤︎ u/thebikerdad
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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Where I'm sitting he's pointing Bsouth and Bnorth.
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👤︎ u/Yugvijay
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances.

I said: "There's the door."

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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Data pointing to the database I manage makes for a top tier visual pun.
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👤︎ u/YourPolyGoddess
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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My dad has a camera pointing at the river outside

He likes to keep up with current events.

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👤︎ u/WN_Todd
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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How did I get into computer software? I was very confused about what to do in university, so I asked my dad... He was wearing a Nike tshirt, and he answered me by pointing at his chest, where this was written: Just do IT.
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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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After pointing out some geese flying in a V to my nephew.

Me: "Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?"

Him: "No, why?"

Me: "Because there's more geese on that side"

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👤︎ u/scoo89
📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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Pointing at a shoe or shoes "Look!"

Victim: A shoe!

Me: Gesundheit!

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👤︎ u/Notamayata
📅︎ Jul 10 2013
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was pointing my finger at my dad.

he calmly responded "don't point that...IT HAS A NAIL!"

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👤︎ u/hshswlu
📅︎ Sep 06 2013
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My Dad responded to me pointing out his dad joke. Plus some knot humor.

Explaining how I learned to tie knots to work a high ropes course over text message

Me: It's nice and meditative, although it's frustrating not knowing how to dress a knot properly for awhile.

Eagle Scout Dad: You mean in a skirt? Or pants?

Me: Dad. You just dad joked me.

Eagle Scout Dad: Someone named Dad has to do it sometimes. Can't always be a meme.

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👤︎ u/cyclicalthought
📅︎ Feb 04 2014
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My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances....

I said "There's the door"

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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