A list of puns related to "Pantry"
What a waist of thyme.
He likes keeping everything in odor.
Because itβs a thyme consuming activity.
Dad walks about of the pantry holding an empty bottle of spice.
"We're almost out of thyme!"
Mom shakes her head, "he's been waiting years to say that."
...I got Rich Quick.
There was naan.
Me: "If it's self rising, won't it make its way up here on it's own?"
Dad (sitting at the kitchen table) "GASP A CEREAL KILLER!!"
I died.
I told her to give them some sake, then they'd be drunken noodles.
Oops... Told ME.
We recently discovered mice in our pantry. Everyoneβs advice? Get a cat. Apparently they are stone cold killers.
We made some calls and learned from our vet that they had two cats that need to be rehomed. I agreed to take them sight unseen. I think itβs a boy and girl but I donβt actually know. We pick them up next week.
We want to instill the right spirit into our mercenaries by naming them after famous murderers, but want to lighten the mood with puns.
So far we have come up with Jeffrey Paw-er but we are certain our Reddit friends can do better. We need male and female options. I understand one cat is black and the other is a brown mix.
We need help coming up with names, anyone up for the challenge??
After eating dinner with my parents and grandma, I got a bag of Little Bites Fudge Brownies from the pantry. My grandma asks me if they were from the box. I hold them up and point to the package and say βno theyβre from the bagβ
My dad and I lost it and started crying. Pray that we find it soon.
I need closure.
Maybe Czech the pantry for some snacks
They should come out of the pantry
My wife just now, relaxing after we got the kids to sleep: Do we have any toast?
Me: No, but we have bread!
Wife: π *silence*
Me: I'll just see myself out. *laughing all the way to the pantry*
GF: Don't you want to go check why the pantry door isn't closing.
Me: Wander over to the pantry, look inside, and spot the culprit immediately.
GF: So what was the problem?
Me: Slowly take the tin of jam out, and while grinning like an idiot, I look at her and say: Looks like the door had been jammed.
GF: Sighs and rolls her eyes.
I inquired if she checked the pantry.
They are just trying to get into your pantries.
All it takes is flours to get into her pantries
Me: You know, this lemonade is a pretty good deal, but only if you get three cases of it. And I don't want to take up that much room in the pantry.
Roommate: It's a dilemmonade.
Now they are in the kitchen making dinner. My husband pulls a box of Uncle Ben's out of the pantry and then grabs a soup ladle off the counter and is now dancing around singing,
laaadle riiiiiiice ladle rice
While cleaning out the pantry last night, my husband asked if I can see when the container of dates will go bad as he can't find a "Best if Used By" on the packaging. I take the container from him, look at it carefully and reply "Apparently, these are no expiration dates".
We have a big bag of walnuts in our pantry. In discussing what we should do with them my dad said in all seriousness "walnuts cost $20 a bag, isn't that nuts?" Laughing in a very obvious way I said "haha nuts" and my mom and sister groaned while my dad chuckled.
As my dad is looking through the pantry... "We got enough chips to sink an army!"
While my wife was in the kitchen fixing a snack, (after putting our little boy down for a nap) she says:
"Did you seriously eat all the peanut butter and then put the jar back in the pantry?"
Me: Damn Skippy
As her groans became stronger, I exited stage left
One of my favourites:
Whenever I hear my wife ask one of the kids to bring her two cans of something from the pantry, I say "Toucans?! We're having toucans for dinner?"
Upon noticing moths in our pantry, my dad, mom and I try to figure out what food they have gotten into.
Mom: Do you think they got into the life cereal?
Dad: I really hope not. If they did that would be the end of my life.
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