My daughter came into my "home office" (closet) and said, "You wanna hear a joke?" I told her that I did

Daughter: "Quarantine."

Me: . . .

Daughter: "You don't get it. It's an inside joke."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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How warm is a janitors closet?

Broom temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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How does a chemist come out of the closet?

-"mom, dad, im made of gallium and yttrium"

-"what?"

-"im GaY"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rozsaszin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What did the janitor yell as he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josephwb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I finally came out of the closet

It was dark in there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dad-of-boy232
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My 7 y/o told me this one tonight: What did the manager say when he came out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/single_dad_of_2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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My closet has a weird smell to it. Do you know what mothballs smell like?

Next question. How did you get their little legs to spread?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamkeerock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Son: Dad there is a monster coming out of my closet

Dad: Don't worry son, just be supportive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiisportscow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I can out of the closet to my family.

They were relieved that they finally found me after a week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hendrick_Davies64
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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If your garage is small enough it's a vroom closet /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acdcvhdlr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What did a man said. When he came out of a closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiqabumm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Grandma came out of the closet today.

We were looking for her all day yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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The janitor jumped out of the closet and yelled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarvelousMartin1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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In the Closet
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long

I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raven21633x
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Pansexuals shouldn’t come out of the closet

They should come out of the pantry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/husselite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...

"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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One of the T-shirts in my closet asked the other one : Whats up mate.

The other T-shirt replied : Nothing much. Just hanging out here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What happens when a closet goes into fighting

It turns into a wardrobe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oil-Salad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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They discovered a new Pokemon in a closet.

They are calling it a Pikatchu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brannigans_Law__
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What do you call a teacher that farts in the closet?

Private Tutor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stripedpixel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What did the monochrome dad say to his son when he came out of the closet?

"I'm gray son"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleGang1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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I had a business organizing closets...

but my prices were too low and I soon went bankrupt. I had no sense of shelf-worth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What did the janitor say when he popped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuck-Dieazel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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My dumb friend is a closet racist

Closets aren't even a race!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Coming out of the closet v.redd.it/14v1n5y40kw31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genesiscreation7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My daughter occasionally raids my wife's closet for clothes to wear

She's like a fashion Mongol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPossible
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the utility closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shieldvortex17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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As my wife was cleaning out the closet, she suddenly shouted excitedly, "Can you believe it?! After 10 years and it still fits!"

I laughed, "Babe, it's a scarf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1ppy86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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A house is not a home until there's an elephant in the room, a skeleton in the closet, a boogeyman under the bed, and a bun in the oven
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πŸ‘€︎ u/googalot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What you call a hotdog suit hanging in the closet in October?

A hollow weenie costume.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mailfromphoenix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why was the poker player's closet messy?

Because he never wanted to fold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnCaptainBlue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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How warm is a Janitor's closet?

Broom Temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boofus_dooberry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Cleanin’ out my closet of puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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I just asked my husband, "Did you close the closet?"

He said: "Babe, there's a bunch of clothes in there already!" Is this a sign? Should I get a pregnancy test??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sophayuh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rezw4n
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tabeh0udai
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatzeDaBoss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of his closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sauceyFella
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What did the Janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilPaycheck69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jsphjar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/it-bones-for-thee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet

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