it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13
After getting laid off of work I can no longer to be afford to be an amazon prime member…
I had to break it to my wife that we must now be
Amazon U.S.D.A. Choice members
Thank goodness it was only a bad stream
I can't really accuse her, but she is the prime suspect.
Because it needed a P break
According to Calculus, we will get an Amazon, plus a sea.
Shared an article with friends talking about how much of a let down the sales were for the Amazon Prime Day today.
Friend: "Go figure. All hype, no deliver."
Me: "Well, they are delivering. Two-day free shipping even!"
Amazon Prime
Amazon Prime
"If they haven't yet, its probably because Amazon shipping has been delayed." I said.
As she was laughing, I shrugged. "I thought that was a good one. I just came to me," I paused, "Probably because I have Prime."
Amazon Prime
Amazon Prime.
Amazon Prime
What did amazon prime’s realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...
Now that’s some prime real estate
To cover up his butt quack.
I’m watching “Daddy‘s Home 2“ on Amazon Prime right now. I’m crying with laughter...it just hit me so funny.
Wife: [Talking about Amazon's Prime Photos app] Me: Did I tell you my friend just bought his house off of Amazon's latest app? Wife: No. What's their latest app? Me: Prime Real Estate. Me: [Gets smacked.]
Amazon Prime
Amazon Prime Rib.
My brother got an amazon prime dot and asked it for a joke:
"What did the fish say when it swam headfirst into a wall?"
"Damn"
Amazon prime
