Dude, your fly is open
So in the end, we had to have him sectioned.
So nobody sees that you are drinking them? I asked
‘Cos I’m a forensic expert
Because he had no balance.
I masking for a friend.
In the winter, he plays pool for money. In the summer, Bill yards...
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
If you wanna come there, you gotta urn my friendship.
What do you mean? It’s a grill.
Man: "A Chihuahua? They gave me a freaking Chihuahua?"
My girlfriend was texting me from a different city and said "The weather app said it would be cold today yet it's ducking 73 out here and I'm wearing a sweater."
I hit her with the "Geese babe, that seriously isn't pheasant at all..."
Apparently its his altar ego
I call him Palindrome.
He’s a scarab.
'Would it be cool if I turned on this fan?'
