A list of puns related to "Ostrich"
Actually, it's not but the fastest one is a cheetah
He wasn't a flight risk.
A bostrich
I guess you might call them emu-jis.
It gives birth to an Australian.
It was neck and neck the whole way.
He was let go, they didnβt think he was a flight risk.
but it probably wouldn't take off.
An ostwitch
Nothing, it can't speak.
(Because he never gave a flying flock)
Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet Ostrich."
Vet: "Ok what's the problem?"
Me: "He's holding his head to one side."
Vet: "Hmm, maybe neck's weak?"
Me: "Haven't you got anything sooner?"
Because he was ostrich sized
Q: How big was the lonely finch?
A:Ostrich-sized
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...itβs very hawkward.
He was ostrichized from society...so emuved away.
None of the other ducks would play with him.
He was completely ostrich-sized.
He was ostrich-sized
He was ostrich-sized.
I understand he was ostrich-sized.
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