What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
I bet none of you will see this one coming
I was proud of it but none of my friends really appreciated it, so maybe it’ll find some love here.
What do you call a farm when none of the cows give milk?
The problem with Freudian psychology is that none of his hypotheses are testicle.
I called five different businesses to fix the leak in my roof - none did.
But Seal Team Six got the job done!
I got these for Christmas. None are very GOUDA, but they’re so stupid I still laugh
The very best, bar none. [OC]
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work
Definitely not mine, but punny none the less.
My niece was talking mussels from her father's bowl and left none for him.
Me: Did you just take all of your dad's mussels?
Her, grinning: Yup!
Me: Isn't that a little shellfish?
(Explosion of laughs from the children and eye rolls from the adults)
The aviary I visited had many birds but none of what I really wanted to see. I had a good time anyway.
I bought a book of magic tricks. It’s badly written and none of the tricks work.
I guess the magician writer didn’t use spell check.
Why do they call them fun fair games when none of them are actually fair...?
Recently, my father passed away in the hospital. He had a cardiac problem, and we needed to perform a blood transfusion in order to save him. Unfortunately, none of us knew his blood type.
As he was dying, he kept telling us to "be positive," but it's incredibly hard to without him.
None of my cleaners got the stain out, so I gave up.
My wife said I lacked Resolve.
Bruh, now i know why none of my posts have blown up, it's coz i asked to have them all in one piece yesterday.
I went knife shopping today but returned empty handed. None of them made the cut
Brendon Urie just flipped out because none of his electronics have been able to work
He had a panic at the Cisco
There once was a farm, famed for the high quality of product from the award winning cows, many spoke of it in hushed, respectful tones, but none could say where it was, and many claimed, but none could prove that they had been there.
10 puns were standing in a line to see which one was the best, but none of them won. No pun in ten did.
None of the planets in our solar system have shown interest in a relationship with Pluto
He's just too cold and distant.
Bonus punchline.. They just want a platonic friendship
I wanted to write a joke about sodium but then I was like na none of ya’ll will get it
Tried Indian food for the first time. They recommended the Chicken Pakora appetizer, but I was having none of it.
For me it was a Naan starter.
How come none of the animals on the ark could play cards?
Because Noah was standing on the deck
Credit to my dad who said this 2 seconds ago
Bar none
What do you call it when you go to a bar for your time off?
Publication!
When the famous chef discovered he had none of the key ingredients for his chowder left, he really freaked out.
What do you call transactions made between a lion a witch and a wardrobe that are none of your concern?
Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
My mom had a bit of a panic this morning when none of the gifts were wrapped.
My dad said not to worry. He's doing them presently.
Did you hear the one about the turkey that was so big none of the other turkeys would play with him?
What do you call a rhino who has none of the answers?
Heard a great subtle joke in the show, "The Master of None".
Dev: "He seems nice."
Grandma Carol: "I don't like him. He steals our phone chargers."
Dev: "I don't think thats really a profitable racket... "
Grandma Carol: it's not about the money; it's about the power!
Not exactly a dad joke, but close. None of the fathering a child, but all of the self amused word play.
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Finally read my daughter's PhD about types of wheels and none of her evidence supports her position.
Turns out she's just a spin doctor.
What’s a rock group of 4, where none of them sing?
I bet none of you see this one coming.
I bet none of you will see this one coming
I bet none of you will see this one coming
None of them work.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work!
I bet none of you will see this one coming
I bet none of you saw this one coming....
I bet none of you will see this one coming
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