NCS Puns

A list of puns related to "NCS"

Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.

This is disconcerting news.

But seriously:

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👤︎ u/FullNoodleFrontity
📅︎ Apr 19 2016
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My hotel in Charlotte, NC swindled me.

It was a Charlotte Inn.

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👤︎ u/Propane13
📅︎ Mar 13 2015
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Donald Trump is reportedly banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

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👤︎ u/Throwawayn019283
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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There are 503 bricks....

There are 503 bricks on a plane, and one falls off, how many bricks remain?

502

This is a change joke and I made an animation about it. https://youtu.be/9Eaj94Z1rNc

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👤︎ u/markom3d
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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My wife said to my thirteen year old daughter, “They covered it with a giant black condom.”

That is it. That is the joke. Welcome to Asheville, NC.

https://www.bpr.org/post/vance-monument-fully-shrouded-lee-marker-removed

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👤︎ u/aplcnlife
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Lost If Found:

Water-tight bundles of untraceable drug-dealer cash.

Lost somewhere on the beach between West Palm Beach and Nag's Head, NC.

Also, loose pirate treasure of gold or silver.

Sentimental value. Small reward offered.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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My mom dadjoked me over Taylor Swift leaving Spotify

http://imgur.com/gcNcIYP

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👤︎ u/samtasam
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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