I accidentally left some AA batteries in my pocket when I put them in the wash

That's what I call clean energy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dcschnazz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2020
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Everything at the AA meeting was going fine

Until Jesus went to go get a glass of water

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hoodie1240
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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Why did the anvil get sent to AA?

He was always getting hammered

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrPupperMD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2020
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I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.

He came back a badder E.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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This is an AA meeting.....
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/acadiel
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2020
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I was a heavy drinker until I went to AA meetings

Well, now I am still a drinker but at least I lost some weight

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/milk-is-bad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2020
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I'm a drinker and I started to go to AA meetings

Now I have no idea who I drink with

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhyNotNowANL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2020
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moses10960
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2019
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Expre55o
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2019
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trabe39
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2017
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After the AA meeting, the ghost finally admitted it

He has a boos problem

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quisenburg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2019
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Welcome to plastic surgery AA

I see a few new faces and must say im very dissapointed

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rockyfounatins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2019
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dufosho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2018
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I was driving on the highway when I passed an AA van driver who was sobbing uncontrollably.

I thought, β€œThis guy’s heading for a breakdown.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2019
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My brother went to his AA meeting drunk, then he tripped down the stairs.

He's been having lots of trouble with the steps lately.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThisIce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2019
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hintsandallegations
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2018
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In the Matrix, flat-chested women enslaved by the machines for their bio-electricity are literally AA batteries.

Tell your friends, there's no charge for the joke.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeremyntan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2017
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My brother read that his packet of butter was Grade AA

My dad said, "wouldn't that make Grade AAA even better?"

I said, "it would make it even smaller."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/msargo15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2018
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I'm fairly certain my grandpa is planning on dropping a dad joke on his AA group for his 37th anniversary...

He told us last night that he'll be asked his secret for success this morning.

He says at age 82 and after 37 alcohol-free years, the secret is fairly simple:

"Don't drink, and don't die."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gingysnap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2014
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