If PMS is Overy-acting..
Do they perform in a period piece?
Most guys are afraid of women with PMS
I think it is just an ovaryaction
Why is it called PMS?
Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
If you hit someone on 11:59:59 pm on a Sunday....
Does that mean you hit them into next week?
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province
But the voters are having Nunavut
PMS is an ovary action.
You may not believe that the Canadian PM once wore black-face, but it's Trudeau.
I got an early flight home so I decided to surprise my wife. Got home about 10 PM. Walked in my bedroom, and to my COMPLETE surprise, there is my wife in bed with my best friend. I couldn't believe it.
I then yelled for my dog to get off the bed.
I'm at the point where PM meals should not be referred to as supper or dinner, but more of a Family Meating.
My Dad, being particularly frustrated with my Mom one evening, turned to me and said..."You know why they call it PMS?...
...because Mad Cow was already taken."
I will be sitting in the toilet at new years eve 11:59 pm...
I'll be like same shit different year
If you have a pastry snack at 10 PM...
...does that mean you are having unelevened bread?
Dad always told me to take my dumps at 11:59 pm.
So when the clock strikes midnight it’ll be the same shit different day
I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 pm and the clock struck midnight. I thought 'Same shit, different day.'
Got my dad this morning with the new UK PM.
Me: Did you see a women named Theresa might be the new PM in the UK? Dad: hmm, yeah, Theresa May. Me: Yeah, she might.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
I was able to get an early flight home so I decided to surprise my wife. Got home about 10 PM. Walked in my bedroom, and to my complete surprise, there is my wife in bed with my best friend. I couldn't believe it.
I then yelled for my dog to get off the bed.
