My brain at 3 pm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlowInsideUranus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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PMS jokes are not funny.

Period.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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If PMS is Overy-acting..

Do they perform in a period piece?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pintio97
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Most guys are afraid of women with PMS

I think it is just an ovaryaction

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why is it called PMS?

Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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If you hit someone on 11:59:59 pm on a Sunday....

Does that mean you hit them into next week?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Causticnewt6023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province

But the voters are having Nunavut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazzbandrew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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PMS is an ovary action.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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You may not believe that the Canadian PM once wore black-face, but it's Trudeau.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacSteele13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I got an early flight home so I decided to surprise my wife. Got home about 10 PM. Walked in my bedroom, and to my COMPLETE surprise, there is my wife in bed with my best friend. I couldn't believe it.

I then yelled for my dog to get off the bed.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I'm at the point where PM meals should not be referred to as supper or dinner, but more of a Family Meating.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJellyTruck
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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My Dad, being particularly frustrated with my Mom one evening, turned to me and said..."You know why they call it PMS?...

...because Mad Cow was already taken."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meatman2013
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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I will be sitting in the toilet at new years eve 11:59 pm...

I'll be like same shit different year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mounis11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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If you have a pastry snack at 10 PM...

...does that mean you are having unelevened bread?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Dad always told me to take my dumps at 11:59 pm.

So when the clock strikes midnight it’ll be the same shit different day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icy9kills
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 pm and the clock struck midnight. I thought 'Same shit, different day.'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnathanWickers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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Got my dad this morning with the new UK PM.

Me: Did you see a women named Theresa might be the new PM in the UK? Dad: hmm, yeah, Theresa May. Me: Yeah, she might.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BountyHNZ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2016
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PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvilFSSOMG
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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PMS jokes aren't funny

Period

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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I was able to get an early flight home so I decided to surprise my wife. Got home about 10 PM. Walked in my bedroom, and to my complete surprise, there is my wife in bed with my best friend. I couldn't believe it.

I then yelled for my dog to get off the bed.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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