Ibs Puns

A list of puns related to "Ibs"

Recently read that IBS can be hereditary.

Runs in the family.

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👤︎ u/draconic86
📅︎ May 19 2020
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I thought IBS was in my family

But for me it just runs in my genes

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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What does the Basketball player with ibs wear?

Gym sharts

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👤︎ u/redrickfloats
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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I recently got diagnosed with IBS and Crohn's

It just runs in my genes.

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👤︎ u/nicolasescobedo
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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I think i have IBS

Nah man you’re full of shit

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👤︎ u/i-love-potatos
📅︎ May 18 2019
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I don’t like pooping in the morning

It’s just a real shitty way to start off the day

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👤︎ u/sk8_or_di3
📅︎ Feb 21 2018
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A special kind of friendship

So I went running today and got home exhausted and messaged a good friend of mine:

http://imgur.com/wQwfIbP

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👤︎ u/Phonyphones
📅︎ Oct 13 2016
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A man registered for a woodworking class...

A man registered for a woodworking class at his local college. At the end of orientation day, he went up to his professor and nervously enquired whether they would be learning how to make chairs.

"But of course," exclaimed the instructor. "Why?"

"Oh well you see," the man exhaled, visibly relieved "I suffer from IBS and my doctor requested a stool sample."

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👤︎ u/Thewilltosucceed
📅︎ Feb 17 2017
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Can't take much more of this...

Me: Well, according to the doctor, I have IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome)

Dad: Well, shit. Laughs hysterically

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👤︎ u/crimote22
📅︎ Sep 08 2014
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