Election results
Looks like a lot of people in Georgia will be laughing their Ossoff
Which game was a result of a mind blowing idea?
My grandpa grew up during the depression, as a result, he never threw anything away.
He died in the war, holding a hand grenade.
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
I was anxiously waiting to hear the result of the Worst Bad Habit Awards
Despite getting A-level results of A, B, B, A
it seems that no employer will take a chance on me.
Joe sure is patient when it comes to waiting for the results of the election
All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!
What did Trump say when he got his Covid results back?
What were Donald Trump’s COVID-19 test results?
Extremely positive. The most positive, in fact. Everybody’s talking about it. It’s yuuuge. Nobody’s seen anything like it. Sleepy joe never would’ve been able to pull this off.
The Senate majority leader refuses to acknowledge the election results.
He’s acting like a real Mitch.
My cheap noble challenged the election results.
It was a discount viscount recount.
What did Bugs Bunny say when the doctor asked him how he should be contacted with his test results?
What do you call a Reddit post that oxidizes sugar and results in a nutty brown flavour?
Can I see the result of my eye test
Google is set to come out with a new browser that manages search results based solely on your DNA
Set to be called the Google Chromosome.
The result of an art competition...
When my kids found that the fall term would be completely online, the result was instant drama and tears.
But now that we had a few drinks, we feel better.
What do you call the kid in class that always demands the teacher give the exam results ASAP?
Picky eater results in epic dad joke from my daughter...
My middle child, who loves rice, declined the yellow rice we offered him because apparently he only likes one type of rice.
Without missing a beat my daughter (11 y/o) exclaimed, "stop being rice-ist."
My job is done, clearly there is no more I can teach her.
We received your test results from the urologist...
Theresa May is stepping down on June 7th. As a result, the last week of May is the first week of June.
I COULD tell you a top secret combination of words which result in the instant death of anyone hearing or reading them..
But then I'd have to kill you.
I was terrified by the results of my blood test
But my doctor just said B positive
What is the result of breeding two redhead bakers?
We need to discuss your results sir. Please, have a seat.
Hospital told me my blood test results had been 'lost'
I knew I shouldn't have trusted Dr. Acula
What do you call it when it takes more than 24 hours to see any election results?
My NAD test results came back
and it turns out I'm dyslexic
Has anyone got the results from the Iowa...
You're fired, Jack. The test results came back, and you tested positive for Coke
The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.
I opened a book and counted the average value of how many times the letters A to M appear in each page of the book. After getting the results, I threw them away.
They are only means to an N.
Lawyer - Doctor, as a result of your examinations, would you say the woman was pregnant?
Doctor - Yes, she was pregnant, but not as a result of my examination.
Taken from an actual court hearing
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
Which piece of punctuation is usually a result of bowel cancer?
I can't believe the results of the Australian Election this year.
Bill really got the shorten of the stick.
If Nokia takes over the Kia company, does that result in No Kia 😂
Received the results back for my blood test, and I was pleased.
Might result in in-bread kids.
There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate results from incomplete data and...
[Meta] can we make it a rule that any comment from pun patrol will result in an insta ban from this subreddit?
It is incredibly lame to see the same comment in each and every thread. Like I don’t understand what fun do they get.
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