What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out a tree it'll kill you?
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!
Two elephants and a snake fall out of a plane...
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, “If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?”
I said, “No, we will still be friends.”
I took a pole today and found out that 100% of people get upset when a tent falls on top of them.
Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete falls out, who’s left.
I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane.
My 8 year old cousins best joke yet: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
If someone falls out of the sky, and lands on a church...
I only started liking Fall Out Boy a couple days ago.
I guess that's just who I am this week.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead! Ahahaha.
My dad wasn’t very good at jokes
"Happiness does not fall out of the blue, and dreams will not come true by themselves."
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead asleep
Three whales fall out of an airplane. Two fell on the ground, one fell in the water.
A man gets on an escalator and starts going up, but the motor malfunctions, causing him to speed out of control and fall flat on his face.
All I can say is... that escalated quickly.
What does the Swedish Chef get if he falls out of a tree?
Dad's Fall Out Boy joke.
My dad and I were watching a live concert series on television, and eventually Fall out Boy came on.
"Who's that?"
"It's Fall Out Boy"
"How come I've never heard of them?"
"Well, they had a huge gap in between albums."
"Would you say they had a falling out?"
^^^Goddamitdad
On a little weekend vacation with my parents. My dad asks: "What happens when a masseuse falls out of a moving truck?"
"The rubber meets the road."
I love my dad.
What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!
What’s big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?
Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!
What’s green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree could kill you?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of boats?
It's because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat into the water?
Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.
What's green and fuzzy and'll hurt you if it falls out of a tree?
What's green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out a tree?
Why do divers fall backward out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat!
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of boats?
Because is they went forward they would fall into the boat.
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
Edit: I accidentally a word.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why does a scuba diver fall backwards out of a boat?
Because if he fell forward, he would still be in the boat!
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