What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out a tree it'll kill you?

A pool table.

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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagabus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Two elephants and a snake fall out of a plane...

Bu-DUM hisssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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On a recent flight, my friend asked me, β€œIf the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?”

I said, β€œNo, we will still be friends.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I took a pole today and found out that 100% of people get upset when a tent falls on top of them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete falls out, who’s left.

Repete

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imhere4yah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane.

Until he hit the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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My 8 year old cousins best joke yet: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hippoplatypus7
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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If someone falls out of the sky, and lands on a church...

They would be inspired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chikyuu_ondanka
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I only started liking Fall Out Boy a couple days ago.

I guess that's just who I am this week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLegendMRT
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead! Ahahaha.

My dad wasn’t very good at jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brisingrblade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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"Happiness does not fall out of the blue, and dreams will not come true by themselves."

That's what Xi said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortambulist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead asleep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuvksme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Three whales fall out of an airplane. Two fell on the ground, one fell in the water.

Ba-dum, tsssssss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poster-nut-bag
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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A man gets on an escalator and starts going up, but the motor malfunctions, causing him to speed out of control and fall flat on his face.

All I can say is... that escalated quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/appa-ate-momo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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What does the Swedish Chef get if he falls out of a tree?

A borken leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/652Graystripe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2015
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Dad's Fall Out Boy joke.

My dad and I were watching a live concert series on television, and eventually Fall out Boy came on.

"Who's that?"

"It's Fall Out Boy"

"How come I've never heard of them?"

"Well, they had a huge gap in between albums."

"Would you say they had a falling out?"

^^^Goddamitdad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metromachine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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On a little weekend vacation with my parents. My dad asks: "What happens when a masseuse falls out of a moving truck?"

"The rubber meets the road."

I love my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Novawurmson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2015
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What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckarooBanzii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?

If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildman1286
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halokost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What’s big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaneKerman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?

Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DueceOfAce
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What’s green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree could kill you?

A pool table!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?

If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildman1286
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extremeavYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of boats?

It's because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jshrad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelscarnfbi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat into the water?

Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What's green and fuzzy and'll hurt you if it falls out of a tree?

a pool table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oromanko10
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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What's green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out a tree?

A pool table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3B3stSayori
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Why do divers fall backward out of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datboifritz113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdxbilly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pharm_panda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because is they went forward they would fall into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doritomonkey130
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.

Edit: I accidentally a word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jshrad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2016
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trans_trish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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Why does a scuba diver fall backwards out of a boat?

Because if he fell forward, he would still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3sarcher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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