Micro pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdramanuj
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.

I thought they'd be smaller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdarigan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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At my coworker's retirement party, I got up and said, "micro".

It meant very little to my retiring coworker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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My doctor told me my favorite exfoliator was giving me micro-abrasions.

I’m a little torn up about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbmagas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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This makes me micro soft
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebeastyboi75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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My Crow Micro'd Mike Rowe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0z4-
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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These jokes feel a little [Micro]soft... (From r/FortNiteBR with OP: u/J3tGames)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1WithNumbers
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Micro-wave
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glasstea04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Another word for micro-penis?

'pea'-cock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riswin_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Weren't micro jet turbines were supposed to replace batteries?

I guess it never took off.

This actually came out of a conversation I had. Source: http://news.mit.edu/2006/microengines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/synthparadox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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What is the micro managing mariner's favourite thing?

A fish in sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scatterpulse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2016
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There's an Amazon Forest but no Microsoft Forest - why is that?

It's been logged out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/World-Tight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Radiation causing tiny ripples in water

Micro waves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazedInventor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?

A micro-transaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Microsoft has taught children how to work and how to form a great pun sequence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gboy7373
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Oh yeh.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vens8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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If the Raspberry Pi foundation teamed up with Apple

they could create a micro computer called Apple Pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theemptyqueue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What was so wrong with USA...

...that they had to go and make USB?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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We have good chemistry right?

I guess we are pretty InZinc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DickieMcGee123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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No one tell me what the symbol β€œΞΌβ€ stands for

Which I think is quite mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormfox9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Found on other sub
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossRediter87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Did you hear about the midgets starting a beer making operation?

It's a micro brewery!

That was a small joke I just made up. Hopefully it will humor you, a little.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What washes up on Tiny Beaches?

MICRO-WAVES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanoutdoorsnyc
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I opened the oven....

I just opened the oven and there were loads of tiny people dancing to techno.

It was a micro-rave.

I'm sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMightyJoeYoung
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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What does a computer eat when it’s hungry?

Micro chips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noobmoney_rs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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Who discovered the smallest country in the world?

[in teeny tiny voice] micro polo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doodlebytes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Wanna here a joke about EA?

Too bad,that micro transaction is going to cost you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arod8305
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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How does a surfer learn how to cook?

By using a micro-wave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamaforinvg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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What does food surf on?

Micro-waves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m6llow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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If I had tiny arms...

then could I micro-wave to someone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuillotineGash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2014
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We got a kitten a couple months ago, thought it was a boy and named it Seamus.

After a visit to the vets to be micro-chipped the other day; discovered Seamus is actually a girl kitten.

I guess she's more of a Seamiss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samocoptor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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My dad has had lots of practice..

Discussing my new phone with my dad...

Me: My new phone needs a nano sim to work and I only have a micro sim πŸ˜ͺ

Dad: It must be a Mork and Mindy phone.πŸ˜‰

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dfu05229
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2016
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My dad on the road

Dad : "Hey look it's the smallest town in SC" The sign reads Micro, SC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WahooKid86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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what do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

A micro-transaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ankalanumos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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How do you call two transgender midgets having sex?

Micro trans-action.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnusCreske
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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