I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus
but graphing is where I draw the line
This pun is so painful maybe that's why it's on a window pane
Maybe a rolling stone gathers no moss...
.....but a moving ceiling fan, sure gathers a lot of dust.
Maybe a repost, apologies in advance, but man this is surely a first class pun!
When you see a deaf couple holding hands, maybe it's not a romantic gesture...
Maybe, they just want each other to shut the fcuk up.
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
Asking for a friend
None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
Maybe carbon doesn't want to be a diamond
it's just pressured into it
Maybe Krypton didnt realy blow up...
...And eveyone just wanted their washing machines to live longer
Maybe they should CRISPR target Coronavirus with a bunch of memes and hope it goes viral
I thought that maybe I had a talent for music, so I tried to learn...
But I can't read sheet.
[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
Didn't light up on SLPT, maybe y'all will like it.
Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
Maybe he was....(takes long pause) perfoming a drill
I am not proud of this... okay maybe a little bit
My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they'll marry eachother.
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...
Not a joke: does anyone have any Dad jokes that I can use on my 5-year-old? I see maybe one joke per week on here that she would understand. Do we need a r/youngerdadjokes?
Punchline
It maybe posted here already, as it seams old, but i had a good laugh
I have a boomerang joke I can’t seem to remember it maybe it will come back to me
I do seem to remover it went over people’s heads
I think when this pandemic is over with, we need to have a day to celebrate truckers, for keeping the country running throughout all this. Maybe October 4th?
Call it the big 10-4.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
Somebody told me this is a fucking pun. Maybe he confused the sausage for a weiner?
Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.
Now I’m just dating myself
Pun maybe funny (sorry english is my fourth language).
Maybe that's how the coronavirus started...
I bring you a lovely Christmas pun! (maybe lovely is a stretch) imgur.com/gallery/rSq0dav
I won't go viral, but maybe i can go bacterial!
People say a lot of punchlines in my jokes are incorrectly formulated. Hmm, maybe that's why most of my posts here got...
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Maybe not the best place for a pun...what if my cat just died?
Maybe you could stay with me for a little whale...
Maybe 7/8 in a different audience might get it.
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks “I wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says “maybe Norway?” My final friend asks “do you thinks she’s Finnish?”
I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”
