"You just mark my words"
I said to the English teacher.
If Mark has been accused of plagiarizing my content; Mark!? My words.
My daughter was practicing her flute today, she said at bar 45 she needs to add in a breath mark.
I teared up, after all these years she still doesn't know my name is David.
He has a one track mind. Mark Twain is his father.
His name is.....
Choo choo Twain!
That’s gonna leave a mark...
I confronted my friend Mark because he refuses to return my dictionary.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
Oh hi Mark
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
My grandpa used to have a job keeping score at baseball games. Every time someone scored a run, he'd whack up a mark on a chalkboard.
Nowadays you'd call him a scorekeeper, but back then he was a tally whacker.
Where did the question mark go
I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...
She’s a caring cairn Karen.
Lisa will forever be remembered after she divorced Mark
Today my daughter asked "Can I have a book mark?"
I couldn't help but cry... She is 14 and still doesn't know my name is John.
Mark Zuckerburg failed his Turing Test today.
He doesn't know how to feel about it.
"Mark my words—" said the pen...
... but the scissors cut him off.
Where do pirates put the French accent mark cedilla?
What did the exclamation point say to the question mark?
If Mark Wahlberg married into the old French aristocracy...
Today my son typed "Can I have a book mark?"
I burst into tears. "Billy, please stop reposting the same joke for karma, everyone will hate you."
"Then give me the damn bookmark."
I gave him the bookmark.
He finally won.
Did you hear about the apocalyptic punctuation mark?
I was the top student in my class until my teacher gave me very low marks.
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
What did the author say to his friend Mark who plagiarized him?
My neighbour said he'd look after my dog if I accepted the fact that he's currently dating a punctuation mark.
I just learned that now we have to social-distance at the beach and mark a 6-foot perimeter!
Well, I'm drawing a line in the sand.
Working titles for Mark Twain's biography
Somebody please write Mark Twain's biography and please title it either "Making a Mark" or "Unraveling Twain" I don't care which.
We were at the library when my mate asked "Hey, could I borrow your book mark?"
I got mad and walked out. After 3 years of being college flatmates, he doesn't even know my name is Tom.
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary
I said, “Mark, my words!”
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears...
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
My son Tiberius just came up to me and said "can I have a book Mark?"
....and I burst into tears 🤣. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Memphis.
I was really mad at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
Today my son asked "can I have a book mark" and I burst in tears
19 years old and he still does not know my name is Luke
Today my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” And I burst into tears. 15 years and he still doesn’t know my names Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today my son asked "can i have a book mark?" I burst into tears.
He is 11 years old and still doesn't know my name is Brian
Today, my son asked "Can i have a book mark?" And i burst into tears
11 years old and he still doesnt know my name is Brian
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my sons asked if he could have a book mark.
I burst into tears. After 10 years he still does’t know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
- and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
I was really angry when I found out that my buddy Mark stole my dictionary.
I confronted him and said, “Mark, my words!”
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
and I burst into tears. 13 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brandon.
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