They really mis-named the superhero called "Ant-man"

He should really be called Uncle.

Can't really take credit, my nieces made the joke while watching the movie. Regionally "Aunt" is pronounced as "ant"

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Mi me chiama JAR JAR BINGS...
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The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.

When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.

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I wanted to make a post with a joke about musical notes. I first attempted to use Do or Mi, but in the end I went with

a Re post.

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A friend completely mis-said something. 5 minutes of crappy mobile photoshop later....
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Iโ€™ve made a terrible mis steak
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Mi Shell Pfizer indeed
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Lay's Mis
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Mi in the bar
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My cat fell off the kitchen counter trying to push the food bowl...

I guess there is a mis-cat-culation

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The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...

...but with a WI/MI/PA!

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The butcher kept getting my order wrong. He gave me a porterhouse instead of a filet mignon!

He said it was a mis-steak.

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What did the cat say when he arrived in China?

Mi auw

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I was having an argument about construction with someone on reddit.

He said he never had any issues with mis-calculations during construction on houses and I said that's impossible.

I told him in response about a time I put a post in the ground at a bad angle and had to take it out and put it back in correctly.

He got mad at me because he had heard the same exact story on r/construction

I guess you could call it a repost

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I asked the guy at the meat counter for a couple of t-bones, but he gave me some sirloins instead.

He later apologized for his mis-steak.

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A really want a Vietnamese roll.

But they Bahn Mi from going outside.

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The first French fries werenโ€™t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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What did the cheese say to the other cheese?

"Hello, me!"

^((for the non-dads: that's) ^("hallou mi"))

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What do you call a sandwich that's eaten while driving on a highway?

Autobahn mi

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Ms. Richie: Hey, remind me what comes after Do and Re on the musical scale?

Lionel: Hello, is it Mi you are looking for?

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The cheese looked into the mirror and said...

Halou,mi!

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What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Hallou-mi

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/forgetthecrowd
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Do you know why Egyptians are so sad?

Because they live in misery (ู…ุตุฑูŠ)

Note for the non Arabic speakers:

Egypt = miSr (ู…ุตุฑ)

Egyptian = miSrii (ู…ุตุฑูŠ)

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What do you call a lady cow

A Mis-Steak

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Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?

It was feeling mis-thunder-stood

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What do you call it when a horse does something bad?

A mis-steed

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Maine is pretty selfish

it's all ME, ME, ME.

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Pun Help: need funny saying for graduation cap

Iโ€™m graduating with my Masters in MIS (Management Information Systems) and am seeking suggestions for punny graduation cap mottos or sayings that I could use related to my MIS Degree. Thanks!!

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Where do pigs love to go on vacation?

Mi-Hami

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What does an older gentleman and not mixing your food enough have in common

They are both mis-stirs.

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I can easily buy a Xiaomi phone in Asia

but Mi gonna ?

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I bought some new luggage

Let me know if you want to borrow it. You know what they say: Mi Casa Suitcasa

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Whatโ€™s a musicianโ€™s favorite lunchmeat?

Sol-La-Mi!

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Looking for a turtle pun :)

Can u guys help mi with this one :) need it for my presentation.

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Today I met an opera singer, he was one of the most self centred people I've ever met

It was like everything he said was just "Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi!"...

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My Mother-in-Law responded to an unsolicited fax with an amazing dad joke.

My MiL received this unsolicited fax at her office. My wife suggested she should fax something clever back. She delivered.

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Neil DeGrasse Tyson's dad joke

If the Chicago Bears moved to Detroit, then Detroit would have the Lions, the Tigers, and the Bears. Oh MI!

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What did the Cheese say when he saw himself in the Mirror?

HALOU-MI

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kurt1717
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The waiter gave me a ribeye that I didnโ€™t order

It was a mis-steak

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What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart

Well wasnt that an unfortunate mis-stake

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Trump is going out, not with a bang, but...

with a WI/MI/PA.

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