I farted in Burger King

It was an absolute whopper

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👤︎ u/dave11899
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Smh, smh...
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Why is the mascot of McDonald's a clown?

Bcoz they're lovin 'IT'!

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👤︎ u/aashmeh
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Dad jokes rock imgur.com/a/5OMFT
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👤︎ u/Kmo78
📅︎ Sep 28 2013
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[Creative Jeopardy] This is what my Dad did to scare off my new boyfriend. [xpost /r/DailyDouble] reddit.com/r/DailyDouble/…
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👤︎ u/tali3sin
📅︎ Sep 13 2013
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My relationship has been full of these

My better half is feeling tender after drinking and wasn't really able to say a full sentence.

She asked who needs full sentences and I replied criminals. Fun lovin? Not if they get full sentences.

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👤︎ u/danniemcq
📅︎ Jan 03 2015
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