How old are you when you start liking Red wine?

U B 40

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Creed227
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I’m really liking the fact I have to stay in doors all day because of this quarantine

It really gets my indoorphins up and running.

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Choose title to your liking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/udipadhikari
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I'm liking my new beard

It eventually grew on me.

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I only started liking Fall Out Boy a couple days ago.

I guess that's just who I am this week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLegendMRT
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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To be quite honest, I'm not liking this sub at all...

I should have gone to Wendy's instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nicox37
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Everyone is liking a picture of an egg on instagram to beat Kylie Jenner but ...

... wait for it. In a few months it will turn out to be just another chick.

Context

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skormes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What do you call it when someone thinks they do not like onions but ends up liking them?

Onion-tended Consequence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mftheoryArts
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Wife: How are you liking longer hair?

Me: It's growing on me

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Recent posts have not been to my liking. We need to draw the line now.

https://imgur.com/a/ckK00

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mahir_r
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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After complaining about not liking Facebook, my dad informed me of my options

"You heard of Apple's new social media site? They're calling it Orchard"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McFroggers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smike1981
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I wrote a card for my friend who just graduated high school and wants to study geology and/or paleontology in college. She also likes puns :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neutrinoccino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Why don't kleptomaniacs like puns?

Because they take everything literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firejuggler74
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I like puns :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dytlan-
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She doesn't like puns or DBZ. Let her go.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpasticGinger234
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Do you guys like puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aushire
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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Do you like puns about drowning?

I think they are breathtaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muxamoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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How to propose an asian who likes puns.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Mother Nature likes puns now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Succulent_Hat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I don’t even like puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Auxilor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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This might be a little bit door-key, but I like puns
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Some people don't like puns...

and what I tell them is to turn that frown SUNNY SIDE UPside down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Traditional_Sleep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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What do you call a girl who likes puns?

RePUNzel proceeds to slap knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwood_ninja_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I heard /r/dadjokes really liked puns, so I posted 10 thinking at least one would make the front page.

No pun in ten did.

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My brother told me he didn’t like puns.

He was swiftly punished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisuglymug
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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Even Maccas like puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghazi_Arasyid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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Herd you like puns imgur.com/gallery/e8CBXKL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/horizontalcracker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Why don't kleptomaniacs like puns?

Because they are always taking things literally

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I heard you all like puns. youtube.com/watch?v=YZgNK…
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Sorry this isn’t really a joke but I wanted to say thanks

I just wanted to thank everyone here. My mom has been in the hospital with the virus and being able to send her jokes from here has made her laugh (we both really like puns!) so I just wanted to thank y’all for the fun jokes you post. I know it doesn’t seem like much but it has been very nice to be able to share them with her!

Edit: thank you so much for the awards and well wishes! I 100% did not expect this to blow up like it did and I’m so glad for y’all’s support!!

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Told to me by my father this morning. Did you hear about the pun that murdered ten people and then died in the standoff?

The headline was β€œpun and ten dead” (meant to sound like pun intended.)

Definitely not the best but it was kinda funny. He was definitely pleased with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonRider7710
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Disney princess

Which Disney princess liked puns the most?

Probably RaPUNzel.

https://preview.redd.it/29ypd2qlqfk31.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4e8be04792a703ee2f9368eb282b08e466ff713

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sfajason
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What's the best pun you have ever made?

My partner doesn't like puns. He's French, I'm not, and I speak very little French. He's also a history nerd. All this is relevant.

Anyway, he was calling me a crazy cat lady.

Me: I'm not that bad. I mean, I'm not shooting them out of a crossbow or anything.

Him: Surely you mean a ... CAT-apult?

Me: No, no, no... A trebuCHAT.

To date, it's my proudest moment.

How have you hurt your loved ones with puns?

(Edited for formatting)

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A Little Pun on the Job

So I have a funny anecdote from work but my friends don't like puns as much as I do, so I'm hoping someone here will appreciate it. This happened last night.

My lead walked up to me to let me know a coworker wasn't there, he says, "Bill is dead and we killed him." I give him a blank stare because I didn't comprehend him immediately and he goes, "it was a reference to Nietzsche." (German philosopher known for "God is dead and we killed him.") "it was a Neitzsche joke." So I responded with "that's cool bud, but I believe it's pronounced 'niche'." He stutters for a moment, "no, it's- oh." I burst out into laughter and he walks away with a "fuck you". πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xanderismello
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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[META] A plea for real dad jokes.

EDIT: I somehow JUST saw the Mod Sticky post from last week, where a lot of users have expressed similar sentiments to these. I apologize to the mods if this is not appropriate and respect your decision if you want to delete it. I just wanted to see if people were thinking the same kind of thing. Still, read it if ya like.

It used to be that /r/dadjokes was a place to post actual stories of real dad humor. 'My dad pulled out this groaner at dinner.' 'Just became a dad...I think I get it now!' These are the things that warm my heart and tickle my corny bone. And I don't think I'm alone.

Now, we're arrogant enough to think we know the formula for dad humor, so we can post anything reminiscent of it, and it counts as a dad joke. It's as if we think we own dad humor now, and we can bend it and shape it at will.

Let me tell you, folks. WE DO NOT OWN DAD HUMOR.

Even the dads among us don't own it. I think the universe just channels it through them in brilliant, glorious, involuntary sneezes. Some are more deft than others, and are seen by the universe as more worthy outlets. But they do not own it.

We can get close to elusive heart of dad humor, we can approach it, we can dance around it...but we can never touch it. This is where I take issue with posts like this one, which currently has over 4000 upvotes and 2000 net karma. Is it reminiscent of dad-like punly-ness? Would a dad chortle heartily at reading it? Yes, almost certainly yes. But does that make it a dad joke? No...I would argue not.

Dad jokes are also not just about the jokes themselves. They're about the response--that he manages to be surprised at his own genius, even on the eightieth repetition. They're about the face-palms and straight stares of family members. What is a dad joke without context?

My proposed solution: ban link/image posts. I wish it wouldn't have to come to that, but I can't see another way to get back on track to the real goal here. I have hover zoom--I understand the desire for instant gratification. I've skipped over interesting looking videos because they required a click.

But that's not why I come here.

I understand that there are legitimate dad jokes transmitted via text, or perhaps requiring a bit of visual context. At this point, though, I think they are a necessary sacrifice for a righteous cause. They can always be transcribed into text, or included in a self-post. Maybe it seems a bit extreme, especially in the face

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlapYourHands
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I went to /r/drr looking for puns.

You know, har dee har har. I was surprised to see it was something else. I like puns but it took me awhile before I realised "reddit probably has puns!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chickennii
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My new comic "Punguins" tell me what you think!

You guys like puns and dad jokes? Well boy oh boy, my boy, do I have the comic for you! http://penguinproductions.org/comics?id=1

The comic is still new, so please tell me what you think! I'd love to get some feedback.

Follow Penguin Productions on facebook and twitter for more comics!

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/penguinproductionsapps/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/PenguinProdApps

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I think joule really likes this joke
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A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...

β€œI play a little guitar!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Seems like a Bassless claim to me
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Sarge 50 pushups now!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I like the name Frodo,

It really has a ring to it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Dont hate me its cakeday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imaharry23
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenBalls7
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There's a term for people like Trump

Evidently not two though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meemsouprice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

More on this after the break.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvz32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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When your friends know you love puns and send you things like this >>>>>>
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What kind of music do wind turbines like? imgur.com/TJUIW3h
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KipsBay2181
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I don’t like stairs.

They’re always up to something.

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What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notlikelyevil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

A Lamborghini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
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I heard r/dadjokes really liked puns, so I posted 10 thinking at least one would make the front page

10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salmonduck
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When I was little I was like this:

i

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