These kitties love puns almost as much as napping, and the rise of the proletariat.
What do kitties say when they get hurt?
Me-OW
Why canβt kitties watch r-rated movies?
Too much purrfanity.
From a post that had a vet sign that said "show us ur kitties"
We are almost out of kitty litter, so my cats will make doo with what litter we have imgur.com/scUiBA3
whatβd you do to make this poor kitty so angry?
One thing is for certain about the men who invented, built, and flew the world's first successful airplane at Kitty Hawk...
They were the Wright brothers for the job
Ran out of cat food, so the kitties got tuna
Now theyβre spoiled to the alba-core.
Did you hear about the awards show where the winners received an award that looked like a kitty's behind?
It was a catastrophe!
What is Israeli's favorite Hello Kitty character?
Pon Pon Purim!
What's Kitty's favorite dessert ?
Chilled cup of mice cream
The whole family got new phones. All of us bought Otter Boxes to protect our investment, except my teenage daughter who got a Hello Kitty cover with no screen protector.
It was a worst case scenario.
Wife: Awwww, itβs a cute kitty cat.
Me: Yes, itβs very purrrrrty
Wifey warned me "Don't use the butter left out on the bench. The kitties got up and were licking it."
"Yeah I don't wanna use that cat-lick butter...
That's worse than that Anglican butter."
