10 Hilarious Kiting Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Elton John doesn’t always get high as a kite...

But when he does it’s zero hour 9 am

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👤︎ u/MrFister720

📅︎ Jul 23 2020

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Everyone remembers the mitochondrion from biology class. But who remembers the Kite-o-Mondrian?

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👤︎ u/mcdj

📅︎ Apr 16 2020

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What's the best day to fly a kite?

Winds-day.

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👤︎ u/QuietPerson88

📅︎ Feb 07 2020

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I went to the doctor and said: "Have you got anything for wind?"

So he gave me a kite

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👤︎ u/sazzledazzle04

📅︎ Mar 07 2021

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Imagine that you are Benjamin Franklin and you are flying a kite in a thunderstorm

What happens next will shock you!

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👤︎ u/ChargingTiger

📅︎ Oct 01 2019

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Getting my kite stuck in a tree is not one of my favourite childhood memories.

But it’s definitely up there.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 11 2019

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Extreme kite flying

I've decided to explore the competitive world of extreme kite flying. I pledge to keep grounded, no matter my soaring success.

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👤︎ u/c3c3ume

📅︎ Oct 28 2018

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My wife let me know that the kites I'd ordered a few days before had arrived

Wow that was fast. They practicly flew there.

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👤︎ u/tinfoilknight

📅︎ Apr 11 2015

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What's the most ground breaking invention ever?

The shovel

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👤︎ u/CasperWithAJ

📅︎ Aug 23 2018

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I asked the Doctor ‘have you got anything for excessive wind?’

He gave me a kite

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👤︎ u/DrunkOnOrange

📅︎ Jan 14 2021

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