What do a crocheted dinosaur and a knitted wolf have in common?

They are both YARNivores.

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Christmas cracker crackers!

Hello, I would like to enlist the dads (or aspiring dads) of this sub. I have been tasked with getting jokes for Christmas crackers but I would like them to be themed. I need 3 jokes for each theam. The theams are as follows :

  1. Some simple animal ones

  2. Some computer jokes

  3. Mum worthy jokes

  4. Crochet /knitting ones

  5. Really dirty and insulting ones

  6. Fishing ones

  7. Cheese and cows

  8. General jokes (this person is easy going)

They can all be dirty except number 1 (they are a child) but number 5 must really insult and be dirty. They can not be too long but must be groan worthy but still funny.

Thank you for all your help.

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