What do you call it when Vanna White turns a letter other than a consonant?
A vowel movement
How does Vanna White take her constipation medicine?
Via bowel.
If only humans had...
My SO got me tonight as follows:
Me: We have too much to carry. If only people had evolved four arms. Wouldn't that be cool?
Her (with shit-eating grin): We do have forearms...
She then proceeds to display her arm to me Vanna-White-style.
