What did Pat Sajak say when he walked into the pet store?

I'd like to buy an owl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/43eyes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Did you hear about Pat Sajaks emergency surgery?

I guess he had to buy a bowel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AGBalazs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why does Pat Sajak look so content?

He achieves near-Vanna on a daily basis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoburLC
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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Pat Sajak Loves Christmas

On almost any episode of Wheel Of Fortune you might hear Pat Sajak say, "No 'L'. No 'L'."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunboySlim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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Pat Sajak just dadjoked a contestant

Contestant was unable to solve the last puzzle:

_ _ T I C I _ _ (Occupation)

As the answer is revealed, Pat says:

OPTICIAN... You didn't see that coming, huh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idrinkwisky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2014
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What’s the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

My dad told me this one this morning.

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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