If you spell โsit in the tubโ s-o-a-k, and you spell โa funny storyโ j-o-k-e, how do you spell โthe white of an eggโ?
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︎ Sep 13 2022
Why is 'dark' spelled with K and not with C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
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︎ Aug 09 2022
From my 11-year-old daughter: why is "dark" spelled with a "k" instead of a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark!
I've never been more proud.
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︎ Jul 04 2022
My wife asked me: โWhat starts with F and ends in K.โ
I said: โNo it doesnโt.โ
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︎ Apr 05 2022
My friend thinks that Circle K is the best...
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︎ Sep 13 2022
Why is "Dark" spelled with 'k' and not 'c' ?
Because you can't 'c' in the dark
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︎ Jun 08 2022
Why did J. K. Rowlingโs dog pee on her?
>!He wanted to mark his terf!<
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︎ Jun 18 2022
What do you get if you jettison J.K. Rowling into outer space?
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︎ Aug 12 2022
no country in africa starts with 'k'
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︎ Jun 07 2022
You know why I love K-pop
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︎ Jul 07 2022
I think my kids traumatized me by playing K-Pop all night long
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︎ Jul 23 2022
a tramp is suing J K Rowling for stealing his idea.
He heard her trying to come up with a name for a broomstick sport and said "gimme a quid, bitch!"
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︎ Jun 18 2022
This is sure to Spy-k your interest
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︎ Jul 28 2021
One of my friends has great health insurance, and another friend has a killer 401(k). I have life insurance.
I guess you can say weโre friends with benefits
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︎ Jan 25 2022
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
I listened to this new K-pop song about Korean food
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︎ Oct 31 2021
If Korean pop is called K-pop, what Chinese rap called?
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︎ May 28 2021
Talking to our 16mo old son, I don't think he can say anything with a k
Trying to see what words our son can say:
Wife: I don't think he can say anything with a k
Dad: he just said knee
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︎ Oct 10 2021
K-pop fans should check out James Brown
Since they like Seoul music.
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︎ Oct 17 2021
He must feel lonely at (k)night
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Mmmm' k
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Humans: F**k Off, Aliens.
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︎ Jul 28 2021
I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?
No reason to see one if it's ok.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
kAANGaroo
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Teacher asked โWhat is the formula of water?โ Student said โH I J K L M N Oโ teacher said โthatโs not the formula of waterโ
Student said โyou said the formula was H to Oโ.
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︎ May 28 2020
Is it o.k. to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school...
....or, am I a really bad teacher ?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.
I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"
Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
Iโm hoping L is J/K.
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︎ Jul 30 2018
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why is โdarkโ spelled with a โkโ and not a โcโ?
Because you canโt C in the dark
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︎ Jul 07 2022
Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c?
Because you can't c in the dark.
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︎ Apr 02 2022
Why do you spell dark with a 'k' and not a 'c'
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Dec 13 2021
Why is Dark spelled with a โKโ and not a โCโ?
Because you canโt โCโ in the dark
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Why is 'dark' spelled with a 'K' and not a 'C'?
Because you can't 'C' in the dark.
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︎ Feb 11 2022
Why is dark spelled with a k and not with a c?
Because you can't c in the dark.
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︎ Feb 12 2022
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why Dark is spelt with a K and not C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
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︎ Dec 24 2021
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you canโt see in the dark.
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︎ Oct 24 2021
Why is dark spelled with a K?
Because you can't c in the dark.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
My wife asked me "what starts with f and ends with k"
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C
Because you canโt c in the dark
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Why is โdarkโ spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you canโt C in the dark
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