Because that would be in cider trading
But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Wouldn’t that make it... turkey juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.
I shouldn’t have mentioned my solid experience.
A pirate of the Hi-Cs!
I had in-cider information.
"How I wish... How I wish you were beer."
Now they just call it apple juice.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
This is not the right whey.
So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise
I need to concentrate.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill. My wife while looking at me: -.-
It was a cider attack.
he said, "because it says 'concentrate' on the can."
It’s the weight and c approach I guess
I got him a Budweiser, but he didn't like it. So I drank it. I tried him on Coors and he hated that too. So I drank that too. Same thing with Guiness and Whiskey. I was doubling up on everything and he was happy with Apple juice.
By the time we started on vodkas, I was way too drunk to push his pram home.
That would be grape
... Or will they only do it when they are under pressure?
Wife: who’s skull is that
Me: a man named Phillip
Wife: what’s in it?
Me: vodka and orange juice.
Me: it’s a Phillips head screwdriver
He's the pitcher.
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:
Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice
I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know 😂 Help me out if you can think of any more!
They were really sour about it
It’s now called Apple Juice
“We use 3 cans of water to distract it.”
“Ya it should lose focus soon enough.”
the eye rolls from my partner were fantastic.
This happened tonight. We were talking about “concentrate” because they read me silly jokes from their school milk cartons like “why does X stare at the can of OJ? Because it says ‘concentrate’.” So we were talking about what the word meant.
I forgot the punch line
“It’s easy peasy lemon squeegee”
You consomme out of him.
But neither does juice
...for extra battery
Lack of concentration.
Just couldn't concentrate.
Tomorrow they will give a special press conference
I got fired because I couldn't concentrate...