Indigenization Puns

When Columbus discovered America and met Indigenous people,

John: I failed my first indigenous Australian music exam

So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the Eskimo–Aleut family.

What did the indigenous Canadian man say when he predicted the future?

I met a girl who can play a wooden instrument developed by indigenous Australians.

I saw an Indigenous Australian doing a cover of Dancing Queen on a didgeridoo-