New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
Arse skin for a friend.
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
I suppose you could call him a Good Dane.
everyone gets it.
But it's definitely number 2.
A dad joke.
(Credit: my daughter)
My foot.
Edit: Thanks a lot guys for the awards and upvotes. ;) :)
It's a minor problem
It’s a superbole.
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.
It would B flat.
It just feels like a maternity.
I can't tell you how angry I am.
Because Apple don't want iPhone to be afoldable.
is a misteak.
Married
I'd definitely be going down.
Ass skin for a friend.
When it Israel.
For context, my dad had a leg amputation a few months back but he’s been in mostly good spirits about it. We were talking about places to eat in our area, and he asked where one of the fast food restaurants was around here, so I said “It’s at the intersection, where the IHOP is.”
Dad replied, “Oh, that’s my favorite place to get breakfast.”
I never got food with my dad at IHOP before so I was confused, but then it dawned on me what he meant. 😐
Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
Oh wait... I'm holding it.
But it'll make dew.
He said, "Let's get a headphone Jill, then!"
I just wanted to thank everyone here. My mom has been in the hospital with the virus and being able to send her jokes from here has made her laugh (we both really like puns!) so I just wanted to thank y’all for the fun jokes you post. I know it doesn’t seem like much but it has been very nice to be able to share them with her!
Edit: thank you so much for the awards and well wishes! I 100% did not expect this to blow up like it did and I’m so glad for y’all’s support!!
It’s a no-brainer.
It snek
A lot of bouncing back and forth.
It’s just Roman around
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If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.
But I gotta say it gets in-tents.
But I guess it is better than being in Office 365
...it's a parking little
...Then Who is.
...everyone gets it.
