Painted a Christmas card for a friend who hates puns....
I really hate puns about haggis
My boyfriend hate puns, so when he missbehaves
My boyfriend hates puns... his parents just brought this back from Peru. 🤣
Why do people hate puns?🧐
Let’s just make them dissapear oh wait they hate puns never mind
My coworkers couldn't believe I hate puns..
I told them, "Really though, I; Jenn, Hugh, Juan, Lee, hate puns.
I HATE HOW FUNERALS ARE ALWAYS AT 9AM
I'm not really a mourning person 😔
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
I hate those Russian dolls...
They are so full of themselves.
Why do people hate lobsters
I hate people who use the same word twice in a sentence...
What do you call cereal that you hate?
What game does Stalin hate playing?
Why did Ghandi hate flatbread?
Because he practiced naan-violence.
I hate spelling errors.
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I hate people who talk about me behind my back...
Don't you hate people with watches?
Always have too much time on their hands.
I used to hate facial hair...
I hate those weird Russian dolls.
They’re always so full of themselves.
Is it wrong to hate a certain race??
Because my knees can take 5K’s any more
Why do printers hate Bob Marley?
I really hate wearing this wool sweater that my wife bought for me.
It makes me feel sheepish.
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
What kind of tea do germaphobes hate?
TIL my tv hates the outside world.
Whenever it faces outside it just glares.
My wife asked me, “Do you hate all romantic comedies?”
I said, “No. I love Love Actually actually.”
What do you call it when two earthworms hate each other?
I hate elevators
I will start taking steps to avoid them
Why did Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde hate going on vacation?
Because they had to pack, man.
Why do fighter pilots hate playing golf?
They keep hitting bogeys.
Why did AB hate O so much?
Because O was to negative.
Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce
He’s more of a Rocket Man.
What kind of pastries do quarterbacks hate?
I hate eating at restaurants that serve rabbit...
I always end up with a hare in my food...
I hate sausages from germany
because they are the wurst
What's the one month all soldiers hate?
I hate peer pressure
Unless my friends like it, then I guess it's cool
I hate russian dolls...
They're so full of themselves!
I absolutely hate people who talk behind my back.
"I used to hate facial hair..."
"but then it grew on me."
I used to hate facial hair
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