Gay jokes aren't even funny, like
Smart dog originally from R/Memes but crossposts aren’t aloud
Jokes about murders aren't funny
Unless they're properly executed, that it.
You do realise that Vampires aren't real...
Unless you Count Dracula.
Toilet jokes aren’t my favorite...
But they’re a solid number 2.
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
Hey, aren’t you a Pediatrician?
Why do they call it “Delivery” and not “Take-out”?
I learned something new about cemeteries; the people in its town aren't the ones being buried there. Do you know why?
It's because they're still alive.
Puns aren’t the aphrodisiac I thought they were.
Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving
I told him it's because they are stationary
Doors usually aren't rude
but if you bump into one, it might start swinging.
Why aren't koalas considered bears?
Because they don't have the koalafications.
Technically speaking aren't all out genes hand me downs?
Why aren't pretzels counted as bread?
Because they're knot-bread.
Why aren't there any Calvinist monks?
They don't believe in chants.
I recently found out that noble gasses aren't much for comedy
I tried firing all my best jokes at them, but I just couldn't get a reaction...
Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat 'em all...
STOP 👏 calling yourself a communist if you aren't Russian!
It's Karltural appropriation
Why aren't statisticians particularly funny?
Because the median function usually suffices. No need for its complement, the comedian function.
The folks who live in my town aren’t allowed to be buried in the old cemetery on the edge of town.
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
My friend told me, "Did you know trees drop edible stuff, that aren't fruit?"
"That's nuts." I replied.
Communism jokes aren't funny,
unless everyone gets them.
On the way to the therapist, I told my wife, “You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, aren’t you?”
She said, “Yeah.”
I said, “I knew it!”
Women convicts aren't released before they menstruate
This way, there's a period at the end of the sentence.
Where do you go to get books that aren't true?
Most math puns aren't very funny
French fries aren’t cooked in France
Ewoks aren't meant to be left outside...
Why aren’t there any patrons in the gym on Sundays?
Did you know people aren't allowed to laugh out loud in Hawaii?
They are only allowed a low ha.
Those teachers aren’t mathing around
Hey Sir, police jokes aren’t funny!
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
My grandma told me Holocaust jokes aren’t funny.
Jokes with crappy three-word punchlines that rely on irony aren't funny
Some people aren't shaking hands because of the Coronavirus.
I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.
Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tyres?
They are always carrying despair.
Why aren't there any short chefs anymore?
Why aren’t there any COVID-19 cases in Antarctica?
Because they’re all ice-olated.
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
The mountains aren't just funny, they're
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes...
But they’re a solid number 2!
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funny…"
mountains aren’t funny, they’re hill areas 🥸
Mountains aren’t just funny
Poop jokes aren't my favorite..
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