French fries weren’t cooked in France, so where were they cooked?
They were cooked in Greece.
If it weren't for the t.v. and refrigerator being in different rooms....
I'd never get any exercise.
I threw my Airpods in the ocean because they weren’t working..
I kneaded you, but you weren't bready for the commitment.
French fries weren’t originally cooked in France 🇫🇷
They were cooked in grease
“Well oil be dammed”
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to “Get with the times...
Remember, when jokes weren't just about nostalgia....
The first French fries weren't actually made in France.
They were made in grease.
I went into a Gamestop, but they weren't selling anything but chewing tobacco
A man and his son had a farm, but things weren't going too well.
The son said "I think we need to start growing something other than just wheat" and started naming fruits and vegetables.
"I think you're right, kiddo" said the man.
He went over to one of the haybales and started grabbing fistfuls of it. He spread it out and then started covering it with dirt.
"Dad, what are you doing?" asked the son, confused.
"I'm making straw-buries".
I told my suitcases we weren’t going on vacation
Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage
People weren't happy with me for leaving the front door at work open overnight.
I walked into a chilly reception.
As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre
My friend was concerned his children weren't getting very far...
...which is why we built the larger trebuchet.
I went to the library during this pandemic only to see that they were at capacity and weren't letting other people in.
I guess you could say the library was fully booked
Why weren't the cows in the field?
Ewoks weren't meant to be left outside
Reviewers weren’t very kind to the new Surface Pro X.
Why weren't Mexicans too concerned about Trump's border wall?
They knew that they would eventually get over it.
If it weren't for blinds...
It would be curtains for you.
Growing up I went to an all-Muslim school. The teacher asked me to make sure that my classmates weren't sneaking bacon at lunch.
I got a badge and a sash that read, "Halal Monitor"
There weren't a lot of hobbits in the first Lord of the Rings books.
They were just Tolkien characters.
I couldn’t figure out why my car keys weren’t working
My wife just said "You weren't even listening, were you?"
I thought that's a weird way to start a conversation
Did you know the first French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in grease!
Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?
They were cooked in Greece.
The first French fries weren't cooked in France
They were cooked in grease
The first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France
They were cooked in Greece
Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
The first French fries weren’t made in France
They where made in Greece
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
The first French Fries weren't actually made in France
They were cooked in Greece.
Did you know french fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t made in France?
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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