Seems Puns

I have never had a beef with one.

Or at least not as “flashy”

It’s a real head scratcher.

I’m not so convinced though since 2021 is guaranteed to be an odd year

In fact, the last few were very half-farted

They’re always coffin.

I only tell shotpuns.

…has just groan over time.

It’s hard trying to be the bigger person!

I think he might be from the 'K Man' islands

I think it's the lack of patients.

They seem to be at odds with each other.

Because there wasn’t a single person there

I don’t know y

I said, funny you should ask

One day a loving husband and father of 2 sons comes home, one of the sons asks him to come upstairs, so he comes upstairs and his son says“dad, im gay” the father, surprised says “well, okay, i still support you son”.
The next day the father comes home to his other son asking him to come upstairs, he goes and the son also comes out as gay, the loving father says “both you and your brother, i wont have any kids, but, i still support you”........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........ The father then walks down stairs to go and play with the family dog(male) and finds him in the backyard humping the neighbors(also male) dog. The father walks back into the house and exclaims “Does anyone in this house like women”.
His wife taps him on the sholder

Sure he's kind of shady, a bit sketchy, but he's not trying to frame me.

That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.

You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.

Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..

And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, “If you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”

Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.

Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.

And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!

And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..

“I toad you so.”

I sent her my trousers to be taken up by 4 inches over 3 months ago

and I still haven't had them back!

& hence I don't care 'bout anything.

Must have cost him an arm and a leg

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

I said, “Sounds like... you have a hidden agenda.”

I guess it must be sprocket science

So, I guess you could say they're appearing at the drop of a gnat.

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They're very polarizing.

I do seem to remover it went over people’s heads

I guess it must be because they always have a bone to pick with someone!

I would steer clear of them.

Woman: I’m here for a smear test

Dentist: oh that’s next door!

I have a serious Substance abuse problem

Pars Lee: I go well with Italian food.

He was always coffin

I have never had a beef with one.

They're always coffin.