Seems the Weekend had compete creative control for the halftime special and brought in his own production team.

I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBCrew614
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...

It becomes tearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Love_and_Poop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyrizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I don't seem to have the enthusiasm to break wind like I used to

In fact, the last few were very half-farted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xAnxietyPrimex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.

I don’t know y

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty?

Because there wasn’t a single person there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Why did the vampire seem sick?

He was always coffin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My doctor, who is also a clown... Asked me what seems to be the problem

I said, funny you should ask

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I can’t seem to open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can't seem to do it

I guess it must be sprocket science

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Everyone seems to hate the local paleontologist...

I guess it must be because they always have a bone to pick with someone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/500mmrscrub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Seems a little inappropriate having a strip club across the road from Mini golf in town. I’m a pretty liberal guy but if I’m having a day out with my family the last thing I want to look across the road and see is a bunch of losers playing mini golf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rurgtide
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Dad, I can't seem to spell the sovereign state in central Europe.

Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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A router goes to see the doctor, and the doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?"

The router replies "It hurts when IP".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms?

Man: Can’t say that I do.

Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I can't seem to grow oats or barley, or spelt in the mountains where I live. I guess it's true what they say...

No plains no grains

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahughman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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My family can’t seem to find the tv remote. They’ll never find where I hid it.

It’s in a very remote location.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunkyFaz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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The robbers seem to XL at their job
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Ya know everyone seems to hate the U.S right now, but I honestly think it’s pretty

Sick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinguiniiL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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To call the whole Elon Musk controversy β€œElon-Gate” seems like a bit of a stretch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuIius_Seizure95
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Ants do not seem to get the coronavirus.

Maybe, because they have the antibodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/velpun1
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I recently talked about a John Cena joke with my sister, but she didn't seem to understand the joke, so I started to explain to her who John Cena is. She then asked me whether or not I seriously think that she doesn't know who John Cena is. I then told her:

"Well, I just thought you might have never seen him before."

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A man walks into a doctors office. β€œWhat seems to be the problem?” Asks the doc. β€œIt’s... um... well... i have five penises.” Replies the man. β€œBlimey!” Says the doctor, β€œhow do your trousers fit?” β€œLike a glove.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvenTranslator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up pizza and coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy.

She still regrets letting me name the kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avigyan_33
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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The coronavirus seems pretty popular...

I heard it went viral

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I've seen most of the speeches that the Pope has made and they always seem rather pompous.

He's always pontificating...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeanLuc_Richard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused...

I guess it was the delivery!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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As I move into the new year, my future only seems fuzzy...

I guess I just need a better resolution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bacon_and_ovaries
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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It seems the latest iPhone hints at the existence of an afterlife.

iPhone Hell Heaven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/collapsing_sanity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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I was walking by some folks, that didn't seem to get how lopsided the brick wall they were making was...

So I leveled with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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The stories my math teachers told me never did quite seem to add up. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robodoodn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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It's good to see people that carrot about world peas.It might seem corny, but to achieve world peas we have to beet the bad guys.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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All the comic books I bought from the store seem to be missing the last page.

I have to draw my own conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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"What seems to be the problem?" The Psychologist asked the Elephant Poacher

"Ivory too much" He said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinatoAristao
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Oh seems like I've got a flat tire, don't worry I've got a spare in the back

Opens up to reveal two bowling pins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PraiseTheStu00
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I'm dating a girl who's on the cross-country team, but something doesn't seem right...

I think she's been running around...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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This seems appropriate for the subreddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brokenjuicebox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.

Another season, another bad crop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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All the 70s solo female artists seem extremely vain to me.

They are a bunch of pre Madonnas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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My son isn't keen on getting his haircuts. Every time I take him to the barber's, he questions why he needs his hair cut so often, while I never seem to need mine.

Today, I finally told him, "Because my hair falls out by itself."

I didn't have the heart to say, "You'll understand when you grow up."

It was about the only time male pattern baldness made sense to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/austozi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Cereal killer seems to be on the loose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamulan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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Seems like he BEAT the system
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rapper_Moezoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Despite the fact that Johnny Depp really disappears into his characters, I never seem to have any trouble recognizing him in a movie.

I guess I just have good Depp perception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adambrantbelcher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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A man walks into a doctors office. "What seems to be the problem'P" Asks the doc. um... well... I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" Says the doctor "how do your trousers fit?"

"Like a glove."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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