Because of the Derry Air...
My 15 year old just came up with this one....be kind.
Because he's always playing with Pooh!
To which I responded “It certainly will when you take it out.” I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.
Apart-mints.
I am bored let's drink mouthwash.
I think it was the other guy’s martial farts.
That was an awfully rude re-mark.
Because he didn't know where to find Left Guard.
Dad- "Usually when you have a cold you can't smell a thing!"
All they care about is the bottom line
It's so bizarre, it doesn't make any scents to me.
Dung!
So deaf people can enjoy them too
Their breadth smells.
Because Trump loves Putin.
It's a smelling pistake
Just a phew...
My daughter, sitting in the passenger seat: I think I know what's causing that rattling sound in the car. It's this bottle of perfume.
Me: That makes sense.
Daughter: Oh, daaaaad.
Me: Huh?
Daughter: Y'know, scents.
they grow out of your ass, of course.
Pungent.
