WHY DOES IT STINK IN PENNYWISE'S HOME TOWN?

Because of the Derry Air...

My 15 year old just came up with this one....be kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vahn1982
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Why does Piglet stink?

Because he's always playing with Pooh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robarnold24
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Why did the pencil stink?

Because it was a #2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomadltd
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I took my 1 year old to the ER with the flu. As the nurse was taking her temperature rectally with the thermometer in the butt, he sympathized with her misery by saying β€œI know, it stinks.”

To which I responded β€œIt certainly will when you take it out.” I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khoalb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What do houses eat when their breath stinks?

Apart-mints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Nose jokes stink,

but eye jokes are corny, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigJuicy17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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How will you say a person that his breath stinks without hurting his feelings

I am bored let's drink mouthwash.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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When a dad joke really stinks,

it’s pungent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I lost my taekwondo match today but something stinks

I think it was the other guy’s martial farts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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The teacher said, "you're ugly and you breath stinks like ass" as he changed my exam grade from A to D.

That was an awfully rude re-mark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Why did the redneck only stink on one side?

Because he didn't know where to find Left Guard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xarazych
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Wii U that stinks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bangtansonnn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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What planet stinks?

Ur anus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Son- "I have a cold and it stinks."

Dad- "Usually when you have a cold you can't smell a thing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimsley2005
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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My job at the toilet paper company really stinks

All they care about is the bottom line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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I just farted and my wife says it stinks really bad, but I can't smell it.

It's so bizarre, it doesn't make any scents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigTbone59
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What's brown, stinks and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuicedJohan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Why do farts stink?

So deaf people can enjoy them too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KylBlndn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Why do some obese people stink?

Their breadth smells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Why does it stink in the Oval Office?

Because Trump loves Putin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rd9777
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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When somebody gets the spelling so wrong it stinks

It's a smelling pistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoTomArrow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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It really stinks when

You have to fart in public.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnroben98
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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This joke stinks buy my response will be great.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LawByHammer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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How many skunks does it take to stink up a room?

Just a phew...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaman1811
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2015
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What smells worse than a stink bug?

the odor ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aceoftrachs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2015
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A dad joke that totally stinks

My daughter, sitting in the passenger seat: I think I know what's causing that rattling sound in the car. It's this bottle of perfume.

Me: That makes sense.

Daughter: Oh, daaaaad.

Me: Huh?

Daughter: Y'know, scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solresol
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2014
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On why feet stink, according to my father...

they grow out of your ass, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kramili
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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That joke stinks!

Two thirds of a pun...P-U!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterampbell
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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Why does piglet stink?

Because it plays with pooh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you call a dad joke that really stinks?

Pungent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pthlalo_blue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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