I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
for lack of an intresting title
My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness.
Man! That came out of nowhere!!
All my jokes seem to lack in range.
I conducted a study for Steve Jobs regarding the lack of evolution in his employees.
Those are Apple Bottom Genes.
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
My Wife Got Really Mad At My Lack of Direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
Really disappointed by lack of diversity in LG
I just visited their wireless section and didn't see a single LG BT device
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
Whenever I can't work because of lack of connectivity, I get a warm fuzzy feeling
What does a dumb empty wallet lack?
This Joke Lacks Bite
There are rumors of yet another Bill and Ted Sequel following the one in production. Reportedly, it will feature an older, toothless Keanu Reeves who is fighting with his insurance company.
Yeah, the working title: Billin' Ted for Bogus Dentures.
Did you know that there is a severe lack of properly sourced info about whales?
Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type “O”.
I guess we can call it a typo.
My girlfriend and I were looking at a new apartment today. It seemed nice, but I was disappointed by the lack of furniture in the dining room. "What do you think?" She asked.
My lack of knowledge of Greek Mythology...
After many abuses, the horse finally rebelled after a lack of food.
Maybe it’s my lack of punctuation.
Lack toast
I started to get sick after i stopped eating toast for a week, i went to the doctor and he told me i was lack-toast intolerent
I just posted a msg to Reddit about the lack of original frontpage content. This was the subject line of their reply.
My Boss At Pixar and I Got In A Fight Over Our Lack Of Movies
Both my kids are liberal arts majors, and they seem overwhelmed at the lack of job prospects.
I'm really upset about the lack of original puns here...
Like seriously, if I've read one, I've reddit all.
As I entered the room and noticed the lack of services, I thought to myself, "I'll never stay in a hotel anymore."
What is it called when your lack of protection causes ornaments to break in their boxes?
I was on holiday in a picturesque rural lake area, got stressed at the lack of 4G and 3G signal though.
I applied to be a door man but didn't get the job due to lack of experience.
Which surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.
What did the mother tree saw to her son with a lack of interests?
there is a serious lack of possible bear puns, can any of you think of more?
The problem with bears as a pun topic is that there are only 6 possible puns and most of them are stretches.
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bear double meaning with tolerate
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pandanother thing
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grizzly double meaning with horrific
4)kodiak double meaning with camera
5)koalalifications
6)and Ursidae the family classification can be shortened to sound like ursa and be used instead of "or so" like in the phrase "or so i was told".
The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said...
My celestial peers don't find me attractive due to my lack of gravity (x-post from /r/fifthworldproblems)
I feel like American celebrities lack some of the ‘ra’ that Argentine celebrities have.
For example, Maradona has exactly 1 more ‘ra’ than Madonna.
a serious lack of Joe Pesci puns in here
People who don't like amputees are lack-toes intolerant
I'm really feeling the lack of Nathan Fillion's character from 'Firefly' in my life.
I think I've got Mal-nutrition.
My friend complained to her parents about their recent lack of communication. Her dad mailed her this letter.
My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation.
That came out of nowhere.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
Well, I guess we’ll just have to make dew!
My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness.
That came out of nowhere.
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