Best 'ice' puns. Go!
What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance 🙏🏼 Have a punderful day!
Other people: "So you like ice puns?"
My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use “Wreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyou‘s for the kind words and awards.
Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket
What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
My wife: Who ate all the ice cream?
Me: It was my friend Reese.
Her: Huh? how?
Me: Witherspoon.
Does anyone know the best way to remove ice from a windscreen?
I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.
Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.
What's the difference between Vanilla Ice and Eminem?
Just ice is best served cold
Before my exam, the proctologist gave me an ice-water enema.
He said it was a coolin-off-scopy.
What do you call ice skating in the summer?
I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.
They just said "How dairy!"
What's everyone been using to scrape ice off their cars? I have been using a discount card.
Only been getting 25% off.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
I made a little igloo out of the ice in my drink.
How is music like ice skating?
If you don’t C-sharp, you’ll be B-flat
How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?
"Get yo' free cone 🎵"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
What do you call a scoop of ice cream in your hand?
The ice has SEALed their whiskers
I just tried scraping ice off my windscreen with a loyalty card....
I only managed to get 20% off.
A local Ice-cream vendor was found dead in his van surrounded by sprinkles...
Police said he'd topped himself
What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?
Why can't Neo eat his ice cream?
Because there is no spoon
What did the ice cream maker use to water his garden?
I was very worried when they discovered Covid in ice cream and topping samples in China.
I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...
What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?
Everyone I ask can't remember either.
I wish my family wouldn't make such a big deal over not picking up dropped ice cubes.
It's just water under the fridge.
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
An ice-cream van overturned in our road....
Avoid the area, as it has all been coned off.
What did the barista say when he forgot to add vanilla ice cream to the espresso?
Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?
A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?
It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.
A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, “Beautiful hoar-frost!”
The man replied, “Why thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”
Why won't Rick Astly ever take his girlfriend out for an ice cream date?
Cuz he'll never dessert you...
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
I slipped on the ice today, and when I got up I had a craving for pasta,
Must've been Italian ice.
What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?
One is justice and the other is just ice.
A man is out ice fishing, but not having any luck. But he sees a guy across the lake pulling out fish after fish.
So the man goes over and says “I’ve been watching you catch so many fish today, but I’m getting nothing. What’s your secret?”
The other man says “Mffffmmm mmmm mfffmmmm mmmmm”
The first man says “What?”
The other man spits something into his hand and says “I said, you gotta keep your worms warm!”
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.
Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.
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