Watch your grammar please!
The double negative is a complete no no!
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Just sum punny grammar.
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I absolutely hate grammar police!
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I have a grammar test tomorrow.
Is 'buttcheeks' one word? Or should I spread them apart?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What is Grammar?
The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
My friend Shirley was obsessedwith adverb grammar but would never get off her ass.
We called her Slowly Butt Shirley
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︎ Aug 12 2020
How do you calm down a grammar Nazi?
Give them a gentle pat on the back and say, "Their, There, They're."
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Grammar made the best synonym rolls
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︎ Jun 18 2020
How many grammar police does it take to change a lightbulb?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Grammar may be old but she sure can play
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︎ Sep 08 2019
If you are a grammar fanatic, you should really read this article.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."
You know, a schwa sticker.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
My son told me my grammar was good.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
The term โgrammar naziโ is insensitive...
...we prefer to be referred to as โcomma-kazesโ
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︎ Feb 13 2020
i just learn that sorry is improper grammar and that the correct way to say it is i'm sorry
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Grammar Nazis hate when
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I donโt like being called a Grammar Nazi. I prefer to be called Alt write.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
My English grammar teacher was having some marriage problems and it was really getting to him, so the whole class joined in to buy him a gift
After we bought him a simple present, he was past tense
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︎ May 01 2020
Grammar Nazi
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Grammar has never been my strong suit
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︎ Oct 28 2019
What do you call an American grammar nazi?
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︎ Mar 02 2020
My grammar is so bad...
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
What is a grammar vampire's least favourite drink?
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︎ Aug 01 2019
The pro-grammar move.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
What do you call a Belgian who's bad at grammar?
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︎ Aug 30 2019
I hate it when the grammar Nazis single me out.
It seems like a which hunt.
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︎ Aug 14 2018
What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
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︎ Aug 14 2019
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
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what do people win at fancy grammar competitions
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︎ Dec 25 2018
The person who proof-read Adolf Hitlerโs speeches was a grammar nazi.
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︎ Mar 11 2019
I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.
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︎ Mar 18 2019
I miss grammar
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︎ Mar 11 2019
To get with the times, Grammar Nazi's have changed their name.
They now prefer to go by Alt-writists
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︎ Jun 26 2019
Just like grammar used to make
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I too enjoy grammar jokes. Too bad we had to take it down.
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How many grammar police does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many grammar nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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︎ Jul 02 2019
How many grammar nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?
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︎ Oct 31 2018
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences!
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︎ Aug 09 2019
How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?
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What is Grammar?
The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.
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How do you comfort a grammar nazi?
There their, theyโre there
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How do you comfort a grammar nazi?
You pat them on the back and say their, there, theyโre.
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