Please dont call us grammar nazis
We prefer the term "alt-write"
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I just spoke with Bill Withers and told him "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.
He said "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."
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︎ Jan 23 2021
How did the grammar nazi die?
They got semicolon cancer.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.
His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Watch your grammar please!
The double negative is a complete no no!
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Just sum punny grammar.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
I absolutely hate grammar police!
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Doctor to patient do you smoke?
Patient: yes.
Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What is Grammar?
The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
My friend Shirley was obsessedwith adverb grammar but would never get off her ass.
We called her Slowly Butt Shirley
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︎ Aug 12 2020
What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Synonym Rolls
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︎ Jan 31 2021
How do you calm down a grammar Nazi?
Give them a gentle pat on the back and say, "Their, There, They're."
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Grammar made the best synonym rolls
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︎ Jun 18 2020
I'm trying to think of a pun that will annoy the grammar Nazi's...
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︎ Aug 08 2020
How many grammar police does it take to change a lightbulb?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Grammar may be old but she sure can play
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︎ Sep 08 2019
If you are a grammar fanatic, you should really read this article.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!
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︎ Oct 20 2020
When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."
You know, a schwa sticker.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
My wife texted me saying "Your great!". I responded, "No, you're great!" She said the text made her day when she got home.
I guess she really likes being corrected on her grammar.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
My son told me my grammar was good.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Did you hear that less toys have been made this year in Santaโs workshop?
Many of his workers had to Elf Isolate.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
The term โgrammar naziโ is insensitive...
...we prefer to be referred to as โcomma-kazesโ
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︎ Feb 13 2020
i just learn that sorry is improper grammar and that the correct way to say it is i'm sorry
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I donโt like being called a Grammar Nazi. I prefer to be called Alt write.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Grammar Nazis hate when
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︎ Mar 08 2020
My English grammar teacher was having some marriage problems and it was really getting to him, so the whole class joined in to buy him a gift
After we bought him a simple present, he was past tense
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︎ May 01 2020
Grammar Nazi
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Grammar has never been my strong suit
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Itโs back
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︎ Aug 01 2020
So proud of my 3 year old daughter... her first dad joke. โHey Dad, why did the duck cross the road?โ
Because the chicken had the day off.
Neither my wife or I have any idea where she heard this. And she isnโt divulging her sources. Hilarious.
Edit: The first joke sheโs told in general. And happened to be a dad joke. :-)
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What do you call an American grammar nazi?
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︎ Mar 02 2020
My grammar is so bad...
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Why are some words bad words?
They picked on the other words in grammar school.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What is a grammar vampire's least favourite drink?
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Corrective lenses.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
You got that right
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︎ Apr 17 2020
The pro-grammar move.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
What do you call a Belgian who's bad at grammar?
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︎ Aug 30 2019
I hate it when the grammar Nazis single me out.
It seems like a which hunt.
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︎ Aug 14 2018
What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
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︎ Aug 14 2019
what do people win at fancy grammar competitions
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︎ Dec 25 2018
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
What is E.T. short for?
Cause he has little legs!
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I have a grammar test tomorrow.
Is 'buttcheeks' one word? Or should I spread them apart?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
How many grammar police does it take to change a light bulb?
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