Grammar Checking Puns

A list of puns related to "Grammar Checking"

You keep telling me to check my grammar

I tell you one last time that she's in the kitchen cooking and doing just fine.

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👤︎ u/The_Lord_Of_Dawn
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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A bit late but here goes anyway: what do you call the elf who checks Santa's grammar?

A subordinate claus!

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👤︎ u/electric__frog
📅︎ Dec 31 2017
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I went shopping for my son’s back to school clothes. We went over the list when I got back home.

Shirts? Yup. Pants? Yup. Sweatpants? Yup. Nikes? CHECK!

Edit: Grammar

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👤︎ u/WavesNVibrations
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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I made a dad joke.

First of all sorry for any spelling or grammar errors.

My friend had a bad pain in his right shoulder. He went to the female doctor who did all the things doctors do.

I waited him outside because I was driving, and I waited for a about 30 minutes.

Finally he was done and we were ready to go home. I asked him how it went and he said to me that the doctor is really nice and good looking and that she was all over him, checking the arm, shoulder and the back, joking that she wanted him.

And I jokingly said on english "She want's the D", he said yea dude and smiled and I continued "Diagnose".

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👤︎ u/Siziph
📅︎ Sep 17 2016
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