Grammarly Puns

It's a syntax sin tax

Comma-la Harris

When it happened they told me it should be a “short sentence”.

Now he has a semicolon.

I hope you’re happy.

There, their, they’re…

We prefer the term "alt-write"

I only have ridden trips!

But God doesn't listen properly, does he? He just Sent a Clause.

He said "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."

To comfort him, I replied with: "There, their, they're."

You know, cos Pa's tense.

"Who, me?"

His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"

"Or should I spread them apart?"

A blond and a brunette where walking threw a park, the brunette looks down, oh a dead bird. Blond looks up “where?”

Because of all the sand which is there.

I said, “It’s Estonia throw away from Finland.”

I’m sleeping on the couch.

Edit: Grammar

Their [sic].

The double negative is a complete no no!

We called her Slowly Butt Shirley

A grammar Nazi

Whenever he pulled someone over, they'd stop, collaborate and listen.

Edit: fixing grammar

Because they come with there own scales

The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

the

Erie guardless

Too.

Give them a gentle pat on the back and say, "Their, There, They're."

He meant well.

...we prefer to be referred to as “comma-kazes”

thus making Hess the world's first grammar nazi.

Patient: yes.

Doctor: what do you smoke?

Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.

Grandma tickle Ms. Takes

You know, a schwa sticker.

It seems like a which hunt.

Type-O

(sorry bad English)

Is 'buttcheeks' one word? Or should I spread them apart?

He said, “I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...”