Grammar Food Puns

There is zero atmosphere but the food is out of this world.

Edit for grammar

I am a TA for her pchem lab and today they were determining the speed of light by melting food in a microwave. We removed the rotating plate from the oven when she pointed and said "That was revolutionary".

She may be a keeper.

Edit : Grammar fails.

So we return home after food shopping. Sweet potatoes for sweet potato fries. Fuck yes. I was being pissy about how long we spent shopping and started helping with the cooking. I snapped saying we should have just cooked before going shopping. My girlfriend turned to me and said, "But we didn't have enough thyme on our hands"...

Edit: Grammar...

Her: All ready gassed up and ready to leave. I'm ready to be home.

Me: Did you eat Mexican food?

Her: Lol Shut up! You know what I meant!

*note: This is a direct quote. Grammar is not one of her strong suits.