It's impressive to have a lot of gall or a lot of stones, but if you have both you should probably see a doctor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnieDog23456
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Just found out today that I have a gall stone and my gall bladder my have to be removed

Guess it's gonna have to face the gallitone :( And de liver will have to deliver its functions. Also, I can now count this the longest relationship I've ever been in with a gallfriend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guyfromtheke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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This is my step ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skeleton_balloon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I was in the hospital the other day and the nurse asked how I was doing; I told her I was fine until my bladder had to go and get infected...

I mean, the gall...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overkillsd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Gallman, MS

So driving home last night, as we pass the Interstate exit for Gallman, MS, my 16 year old daughter remarks "Wow, they sure do have some gall, man."

I have never been more proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scotch-o
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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A new surgeon performed a cholecystectomy.

Now that takes gall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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Dad joked while golfing

My dad and I went galling this morming, and a flock of birds was sitting on the fairway of the third hole as we got to the tee box. I asked him how many strokes we would get off our score if we hit a bird.

As he stepped up to address the ball, he said calmly "It's an automatic birdie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diesel2012
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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Double dadjoked at work yesterday

My editor in chief told me he couldn't go out to a concert the night before because his nephew had to have emergency gall bladder surgery.

My response: "Wow, the gall of him!"

His response: "Well, at least he had it removed now before it got any bladder."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottheisel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2014
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