What kind of humor did the Founding Fathers partake in?
You know what our founding fathers called a pandemic?
Wednesday
Sorry watching history channel. Son didn’t think it was funny either.
so for Christmas I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our founding fathers
It’s a wreath of Franklin
Dwight D. Flysenhower. A friend of mine is an artist and created the Prezoodents, puns on presidents and founding fathers. You can find his stuff at prezoodents.com
Why did the founding fathers chew on their pens?
They wanted "in da pen dents"
What were the founding father's favorite cereals?
Why couldn't the founding fathers ever get a date?
I just found out that the guy who stole my diary died yesterday.
My thoughts are with his family.
Found this on r/technicallythetruth
I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
My parents found this while camping... someone has a good sense of humour
When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
The cast of “Friends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
at the beach, i found a broken sand dollar, and i turned to Daughter, and said, hey i found a rapper...
she immediately responded, "50 cent"
it was rewarding because i could visibly see her internal groan at dumb dad joke, but then also self-horror that she was so quick to get the joke... win-win-win!!
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record
When I was cleaning my room earlier I found book on anti-gravity...
I couldn't put it down.
As told by my son to my wife just now. The circle is complete.
I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...
...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.
Today I found out my son is gay
Me: Who are you dating son?
Him: A man, duh!
Found on r/mathjokes
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My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can even look at himself in the mirror.
I found a "Pocket Guide to Male Masturbation"
I think it will really come in handy.
My wife found out I cheated when she found all of the letters I'd been hiding
She swore she will never play Scrabble with me again
Just found out they make adult race car beds so I bought one.
That way I can be fast asleep.
Sad news fellas, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.
Found this pun at my local Subway sandwich shop.
They found a dead cat on Mars.
It appears it was ran over and killed by curiosity.
Just found out im still a part of the catholic church even though ive been an atheist for years...
...guess you could call me a serial sinner
I was shocked when i found out my toaster isn’t waterproof.
Automod doesn’t like one line jokes 😂
Found this on r/funny, so probably a repost
Guess how I found out I was dyslexic?
I went to a toga party dressed as a goat
Found out that my nanna used to compete in banana eating competitions until she was caught cheating...
... Then they had to ban nanna
They finally found out what makes dog sick
found on fb but someone had a little problem
Heard y’all like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
I found a parasite in my Easter basket who tried telling me there was no God.
It was an egg ganache tick
My dad found out that I had an imaginary girlfriend....
Dad: "You can do so much better, you know!!"
Me: "Thanks dad. That means so much to me."
Dad: "I was talking to her."
What did Cinderella say when she found out Prince Charming had erectile dysfunction?
Someday my prince will cum.
Why hasn't U2 found what are looking for?
Because the streets have no name.
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sí."
I found an old vinyl record of insect sounds.
I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.
What did the man say when he found out the milk man was sleeping with his wife?
During my dental appointment, I found out that I had a lot of cavities
Turned out to be my dental dis-appointment
My friend found out she was pregnant shortly after getting her covid vaccine
I'm calling it the Inoculate Conception
I just found out that Einstein was a real person...
I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.
Oh NO!!! Just found out I failed my German exam...
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor
Found this in memes
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