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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIronPumpkin
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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my grandfather said this today on the dinner table and i was the only one that found it hilarious for no reason at all

G : what type of apples grow on trees ?

my dumbass : idk red and green ?

G : all of them do

wheezes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malikbefine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I just found out the Mortal Kombat theme was based on something old

A Finnish hymn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKingOfRhye777
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Well we just found out that my grandpa is addicted to Viagra

And man my grandma sure is taking it hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GRAY_WOLF_DONG
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I just found out that the guy who stole my diary died yesterday.

My thoughts are with his family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Darth Vader found his new wife near the stairs...

Her name is Ellie Vader

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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I found this humerus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garymattts
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Found this on r/technicallythetruth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wide-president
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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TIL: The French snails are faster than snails found anywhere else in the world.

L’ess Cargo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiva8512
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Well they are free (found on reddit r/technicallythetruth )
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhog
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Found in the
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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My parents found this while camping... someone has a good sense of humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloandog69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I hear they’ve found a cure for the Indian variant of Covid

It’s a jab, the Punjab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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My favorite cartoonist was found dead today...

Details are sketchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawayyourfun
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI β€˜s head.

[removed]

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today...

The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Archaeologists found the remains of the 12 apostles...

They're now called 'The 12 a-FOSSILS'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrs_Ross
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Just found out that diarrhoea is hereditary...

...apparently it runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xholdsteadyx
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.

You just have to listen varicosely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Did you know they found water on the moon?

But only when it’s waning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Did you hear? NASA found a cat on Mars

Unfortunately, Curiosity killed it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdtheproducer
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Two skunks were named In and Out. One day, In went missing. Even though he was deep in the forest, Out found him right away. When asked how he did it, Out replied

"In stinked"

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What did the blonde do when she found out most accidents occur within 20 miles of the home?

She moved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bootlebat
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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I just found out that cats are always in pain

Thats why they say Me Ow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light-Insight
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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The police found the missing property.

It's another closed case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepOrderDis
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What did my wife say when she found her zucchini?

Oh my gourd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Q-uiVive
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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at the beach, i found a broken sand dollar, and i turned to Daughter, and said, hey i found a rapper...

she immediately responded, "50 cent"

it was rewarding because i could visibly see her internal groan at dumb dad joke, but then also self-horror that she was so quick to get the joke... win-win-win!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fajita43
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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I've often found that dad jokes are best enjoyed with my favorite type of tea:

Levity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrevorMagichair
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Scientists just found a new species of bears without ears. They are called...

B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle01016
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Archaeologists have recently found evidence of an ancient civilization that worshipped broken kitchenware.

They're calling it mess-up-a-pot-amaia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akuba101
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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The police pulled over a semi going 120 mph on the interstate. Upon opening the trailer, they found thousands of ancient cutting tools similar to an axes but with the cutting edges perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.

She was hauling adze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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I found this long ago.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlhpaCrepe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards

I'm sure that must have been a record

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πŸ‘€︎ u/custardy_cream
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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My wife found out I cheated when she found all of the letters I'd been hiding

She swore she will never play Scrabble with me again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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I am so glad Tinder found me a match

Because yesterday I lost my lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llauraishere
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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I want to try one of those mushrooms they found on Mars.

I bet they're out of this world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaycidy
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...

...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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I found out the local priest adopted a dog.

He called it Ma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Found on r/mathjokes

https://preview.redd.it/ns4jx85eiwr61.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=542c280b51b92692635ba7a7c4d13dfe6105bec8

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomMemer_42069
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?

Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarmerGreen13
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can even look at himself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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When I was cleaning my room earlier I found book on anti-gravity...

I couldn't put it down.

As told by my son to my wife just now. The circle is complete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazlowoodbine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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The police found a stolen car that had a nearly complete set of golf clubs inside...

They're still looking for the driver!

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Sad news fellas, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Today I found out my son is gay

Me: Who are you dating son? Him: A man, duh!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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A cartoonist was found dead in his office

A cartoonist was found dead in his office.

Details are sketchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingfisher202103
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Well we just found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra..

And man my grandma sure is taking it hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trivia
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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