Found one of our own
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︎ May 07 2021
my grandfather said this today on the dinner table and i was the only one that found it hilarious for no reason at all
G : what type of apples grow on trees ?
my dumbass : idk red and green ?
G : all of them do
wheezes
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︎ Apr 30 2021
I just found out the Mortal Kombat theme was based on something old
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︎ May 12 2021
Well we just found out that my grandpa is addicted to Viagra
And man my grandma sure is taking it hard.
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︎ May 16 2021
I just found out that the guy who stole my diary died yesterday.
My thoughts are with his family.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Darth Vader found his new wife near the stairs...
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︎ May 04 2021
I found this humerus
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Found this on r/technicallythetruth
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︎ Mar 01 2021
TIL: The French snails are faster than snails found anywhere else in the world.
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︎ May 28 2021
I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Well they are free (found on reddit r/technicallythetruth )
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︎ May 16 2021
Found in the
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︎ Feb 22 2021
My parents found this while camping... someone has a good sense of humour
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I hear theyβve found a cure for the Indian variant of Covid
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︎ May 23 2021
My favorite cartoonist was found dead today...
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︎ May 29 2021
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI βs head.
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︎ May 14 2021
A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today...
The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack.
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︎ May 03 2021
When my wife found me playing with my sonβs train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Archaeologists found the remains of the 12 apostles...
They're now called 'The 12 a-FOSSILS'
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︎ May 08 2021
Just found out that diarrhoea is hereditary...
...apparently it runs in your jeans.
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︎ May 14 2021
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Did you know they found water on the moon?
But only when itβs waning
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Did you hear? NASA found a cat on Mars
Unfortunately, Curiosity killed it
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︎ May 20 2021
Two skunks were named In and Out. One day, In went missing. Even though he was deep in the forest, Out found him right away. When asked how he did it, Out replied
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︎ May 21 2021
What did the blonde do when she found out most accidents occur within 20 miles of the home?
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︎ May 15 2021
I just found out that cats are always in pain
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︎ May 18 2021
The police found the missing property.
It's another closed case.
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︎ May 24 2021
What did my wife say when she found her zucchini?
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︎ May 19 2021
at the beach, i found a broken sand dollar, and i turned to Daughter, and said, hey i found a rapper...
she immediately responded, "50 cent"
it was rewarding because i could visibly see her internal groan at dumb dad joke, but then also self-horror that she was so quick to get the joke... win-win-win!!
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︎ Apr 19 2021
I've often found that dad jokes are best enjoyed with my favorite type of tea:
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︎ May 18 2021
Scientists just found a new species of bears without ears. They are called...
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Archaeologists have recently found evidence of an ancient civilization that worshipped broken kitchenware.
They're calling it mess-up-a-pot-amaia.
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︎ May 20 2021
The police pulled over a semi going 120 mph on the interstate. Upon opening the trailer, they found thousands of ancient cutting tools similar to an axes but with the cutting edges perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
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︎ May 22 2021
I found this long ago.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record
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︎ Apr 24 2021
My wife found out I cheated when she found all of the letters I'd been hiding
She swore she will never play Scrabble with me again
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︎ Mar 07 2021
I am so glad Tinder found me a match
Because yesterday I lost my lighter.
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︎ May 18 2021
I want to try one of those mushrooms they found on Mars.
I bet they're out of this world.
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︎ May 07 2021
I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...
...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I found out the local priest adopted a dog.
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︎ May 13 2021
Found on r/mathjokes
https://preview.redd.it/ns4jx85eiwr61.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=542c280b51b92692635ba7a7c4d13dfe6105bec8
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
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︎ May 05 2021
My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can even look at himself in the mirror.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
When I was cleaning my room earlier I found book on anti-gravity...
I couldn't put it down.
As told by my son to my wife just now. The circle is complete.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
The police found a stolen car that had a nearly complete set of golf clubs inside...
They're still looking for the driver!
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︎ May 17 2021
Sad news fellas, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Today I found out my son is gay
Me: Who are you dating son?
Him: A man, duh!
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︎ Apr 19 2021
A cartoonist was found dead in his office
A cartoonist was found dead in his office.
Details are sketchy.
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︎ May 11 2021
Well we just found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra..
And man my grandma sure is taking it hard.
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︎ May 17 2021
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