As the disgraced saucier was forced out of his former kitchen, he threatened impotently:
"you will roux the day!!!"
Cats in Communist countries are forced to eat the same thing every day and it affects their health!
Now they all have Mousey Tongue.
Why was the delivery driver forced to wear glasses?
Because everyone wanted contact-less delivery.
Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?
Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.
A man was murdered by being forced to drink bleach
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
A friend forced me to look at a picture of mount Rushmore before it was carved.
A Scottish man was just forced to wear pants!
It damn nearly kilt him...
What did the e. Coli bacterium tell his brother when forced to eat cruciferous vegetables?
I met a creepy guy who forced me to take home a bunch of horses with swords in their mouths.
My wife complained that I don't do enough housework, so she forced me to vacuum
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
Why were the melons forced to have a small wedding?
Because they cantaloupe.
Courtesy of me sick and loopy at the grocery store.
Were you forced to walk 500 miles then walk 500 more?
You could be due compensation. Contact the Pro-Claimers now!
With all the shortages, we've been forced to buy the John Wayne toilet paper.
It's rough, tough, and don't take shit off anyone
Breaking news! Wineries across the country are forced to temporarily layoff employees.
It's being called the great Merlot furlough.
What do you call when a boat is forced to do stuff by other boats?
Did you hear about the penny that was forced to do something against its will?
It did not give con cent.
Someone forced me to watch a horror movie about clowns by punching me all the way to the cinema.
Why was Prussia forced to leave the First Schleswig War?
They were Pruss-ured by other nations.
I get very aggressive when I'm forced to play certain stringed instruments
Don't make me use violins.
I had a terrible nightmare in which I was forced to eat my own clone.
My father has forced me to eat German sausages the entire year!
It has been the wurst year ever!
The Polar Vortex forced them to cancel tonight's performance of Hamilton in Chicago.
Once again, brrr killed Hamilton.
Someone asked me, if I were forced to, would I eat a big beetle or a small one?
I chose the smaller one of course! It’s the lesser of the two weevils.
Archie Bunker was forced to choose between his wife and his drinking habit.
You can’t have your keg and Edith, too
Why was the pine forced to walk the plank?
Because he was guilty of tree-ason.
I am forced to wear glasses while programming
I scrabbled around for a punny title but was forced to eat my words
This might seemed forced, but I fear it's awakened something within me.
The surfing shop was forced to raise prices...
Where do casinos put people who are forced to listen to dad jokes?
I was forced to speak in a gravel voice all day
What’s with all this forced two factor authentication?
What’s with all this forced two factor authentication?
I think they’ve gone TWO FAH.
A man who stole another man's prosthetic legs after a job interview was forced to return them.
Kneedless to say, he didn't get the job after that mis-step.
A friend of mine was pretty upset when he was forced to crowd surf at a concert last week.
He was up in arms the entire time.
Why was the Caeser Salad chef forced to go on holidays?
Because he a croutons of leave.
A campsite was forced to freeze its operations for a whole day when a spiteful customer paid his entire expenses in 5 cent coins.
The campsite reports that it is the first time that they've encountered such a tent nickel difficulty.
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
Has CoViD19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
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