You guys ever just forget what IBD stands for. I just literally had to google it lol. In my head I was like “irritable? No that’s not right. Infectious? No that doesn’t sound right either” lol
Do people have strange scents of humor if they laugh at their own farts?
My fiancee and I are looking for a creative hashtag with a fart pun somewhere inside. It can be clearly obvious if needed.
Last names are Alexander and Collins. Where else to get fart help than Reddit?
Thinking about giving away Poo-pouri to the wedding guests.
Helooooo bb bois! (My username is pronounced nye-hill-on like in the word "an-nihil-ate"). DO I HAVE THE PERFECT GAME FOR YOU!
My name is Ethan and Ive been following you guys (not in a creepy way) since Sourcefed! I was also the one to correct Mike's usage of "Me/I" (e.g. Me and Steve vs Steve and I). Probably an arbitrary way to remember me by ....ANYWAY...
I remember listening to one of these episodes where Mike recorded his farts and played it on the podcast. This is the perfect game as it pertains to only audio and funny silly sounds. I found a playlist on YouTube (or topic rather) called Farts - Topic (Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxdjC2LU2D4&list=OLAK5uy_l6pdZkhRs2iP3ac56_Tke3tJ78l1Kyktw). All fart sounds came from an original soundboard that used to be an Adobe Flash-ran website that does not exist anymore and I found it on YT instead. It's perfect because it still has the same fart pun names and more importantly the hilarious sounds associated.
What I would love for you guys to do is to either guess the name of the fart, or name the person/situation in which the fart would be appropriate based on the sound (e.g. diarrhea in space mountain or smth). You could come up with any way to play this game however you want so long as I get to hear you guys laugh and enjoy it. Some of the names might be worthy of Wickwillian candles/Davyn Ross colours. Also some may make it into your soundboard Stee. Have fun! Love you guys keep doin what ya doin. CIAO and HASTA LUEGO.
Does anyone remember a Tom Hanks sketch from the early ‘80’s where he was in a diner that had a lot of beans on the menu? All of the jokes were bean or fart puns. I haven’t been able to find it anywhere.
This is just a brain fart (pun intended) on my part, but I felt it appropriate to offer a eulogy (one can be eulogistic without a funeral) to that most humble of hydrocarbons, Methane.
By now, we are all aware of the critical future role methalox engines will play in ISRU and the future of space colonization, but sometimes overlooked is the fact that methalox engines hold out the promise of being (comparatively) much safer, cleaner, and cheaper than many of the more volatile and toxic rocket fuels of old. The Vulcan, New Glenn, and Starship will all utilize methalox, as will the coming generation of Chinese commercial rockets (here and here), and even the ESA and Ariane are pursuing it. It may well become a industry standard, and if we're to see E2E rocket travel, it's going to be with methalox.
So, a hat-tip to that overlooked organic molecule, Methane!
the puns are
the Patrick throwing star.- (this still needs a description. can one of you come up with a description?
the dec-appetizer.- this little saw is suggested to be served before last meals.
Cat-apult. - these cats are looking to knock over something a little bigger off the table.
Nep-tunes.- the yellow submarine just broke the sound barrier, and everything else in davy jones locker in the prosses.
kit-cat- your not your self without this little ankle biter.
Fart pun.- Gorrrls? who cut the cheese?
shopping-kart.- can we get a clean up in aisle seven? because someone just made a mess of the pun patrol.
tell me your thought on these puns before they go to the shop. :) also any employee who comments here will get paid karma personally by me. It's PAYDAY! :)
I wanted to share a small treat with you. This was the one NPC I submitted to the game that was cut/rejected. I wrote other NPCs that were humorous, but this one is literally a series of fart jokes and Port didn't like that. This was written as a tribute to Rustic Dragon who is a big fan of any fart/ass related humor. I figured it might get rejected, but I knew Rustic would appreciate it. Coming up with appropriate responses to 40 or so topics that each have a unique fart pun is no easy task. I considered this a tour de farts.
A few notes: bark refers to what an NPC will say in overhead text occasionally when you're near, even before conversation is initiated. A vendor might bark "come see my wares". There are synonyms for the various keywords, but they're not listed here. The order of the phrases gives a small insight in how I wrote the NPCs. First I'd write a response to barks/hello/name/job/rumors/health/bye for EVERYONE regardless of city. Then I had certain phrases I wrote for everyone in that particular city. Then I'd have a some unique to that NPC to reflect the flow of conversation.
Guard Willas:
Barks: I need to find a place with good acoustics.
Hello: Hello there. I send my warmest greetings.
Name: I am Willas, soon to be famous I hope. For now, I am but a guard.
Job: I am a guard, which is not the job I hoped for. I don't believe my dream is passed. I won't let it go. When you do what you love, you have harmony.
Help: Other artists look down on my work. Perhaps you can convince them I'm more than hot wind.
Rumors: There is a new sport gaining popularity where people blast a ball around with gusts of hot air, gustball they call it. Now that is a sport I can get behind!
Health: I have every reason to believe my organs are in good working order. For a while I thought I harbored an illness inside of me, but it passed.
Bye: And poof, I am gone.
Benevolence: If there is something that warms my being, I want to share it with others.
Dog: Dogs are loyal and wonderful creatures that also eat droppings. They won't judge me.
Dream: No one in my home town knew what a flatulist was, but I organized a performance to expose them to my gifts.
Famous: As a boy I heard a story of a Joseph the famous flatulist. He exploded on the scene and was loved by all his fans. I heard of his passing and the dream built upon inside me.
Finn: He has a great sense of humor. You could say he is a gas who enjo
... keep reading on reddit ➡What are you going to name your Thermal Thruster and/or Hot Hand and/or Gas Passer.
Any of you already thinking up some clever fart puns or what?
Because it'll blow his cover
Gas Passer
It's a fart pun haha
Throwing on ignited enemies creates a small explosion, damaging enemies and the user by ~65 health
This has very little to no knockback and damages yourself by half, ~33hp, so it's not a good idea to ignite and switch at close range.
Throwing at sentries disables them for 3 seconds. They don't take extra fire damage though
Damage no longer speeds recharge rate OR -25% recharge rate
Honestly the recharge with damage is a flawed concept. It's like the old bazzar bargain, it just rewards players for doing what the weapon does automatically. Not to be confused with the soldier banners, as those are more unique. Though it's also fine with a -25% recharge. It needs to be rarer to use with the upsides, is all. Other downsides could be decreasing the AOE.
I think this weapon could be a little more interesting than 'throw it on the enemies for some damage'.
They say it’s a blast from the past!
*credit to my 9 year old daughter
He was a private tutor.
I'm having a brain fart (pun intended) and I can't think of the exact name for the gasket that surrounds the piston and keeps dirt out of the chamber of my rear shock on my Specialized Epic '07.
Anyway, the thing has somehow managed to come loose. The shock still holds air, but I don't want a bunch of crap getting in the chamber so I'd like to get the thing back in.
Anyone know of any resources / walk throughs or hell... even a diagram would help! My brain fart on the exact terminology isn't helping my googling. Plus the link to the specifications doesn't exactly show a specific model for the shock either.
Because you have a Tutankhamun.
Note:I thought of this today I really hope the joke lands.
They both have a toot-in-common.
Because it’s a Noble Gas!
A blast from the past
They can cut the cheese
Gas Money
A Mass Tooting
It was a weapon of ass destruction
Noble gases have no reaction.
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Oldies are sometimes goodies. This one was on the radio this morning. Never head it before but thought you might enjoy it.
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The hedgefunds in all likely hood now how thousands of bots, and shills they pay to come in here, bash the stock and make us sell. Anyone thats been here for long knows whats going on. To al u new apes, I can tell u rn that no ape will be talking about selling at less than 💯K minimum, even thats paperhanding a tiny bit. They will come, they will beg us into selling at 15$ 20$ 50$ 100$ 1000$ etc etc. FUCK. THAT. This is shaping up to be the LAST and GREATEST short squeeze ever. The biggest fucking transfer of wealth in human, fucking history.
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They have to sit in their own pew.
Teargas
Noble gases have no reaction.
Because, it would blow his cover.
So deaf people can enjoy them to.
