From my 5 year old. โ€œWhy did the pig cross the road?โ€

Because he farted.

I am so proud...๐Ÿ˜‚

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/macandcheese8814
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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PeeU

Came home from work and my son ran right to me. I knew something was going throught that 4 year olds brain when he ask "um hey daddy?" "Hey buddy what's up?" He then asks " can I get a wiiU?.... being a bit stunned but more witted.... " no but I can get you a peeU" as I fake a fart and lift my leg. Proud me watched as he attempted to use it on his mom and sister.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xstatic6901
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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