A list of puns related to "Fart Music"
Standing around on the floor of a music venue filled with people, I smelled a fart.
I quickly turn my girlfriend around and say, "It wasn't me," to remove any doubt because I'm known for this sort of thing.
She says, "I know it wasn't you," to which I replied, "I was just trying to clear the air."
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