Hver er ykkar kenning? Hver er þessi flatus?...og lifir hann enn?
hef heyrt margar mismunandi kenningar, allar mjög trúverðugar. Er svo forvitin hvað þið haldið.
Hendið á mig ykkar kenningum, til í spjallið :)
(þá er eg auðvitað að tala um vegginnsem stendur við Kollafjörðinn við þjóðveg nr. 1. Milli esjuróta og hvalfjarðarganga)
+ 33% fire damage
(+) airblast cost is reduced by 25%
(-) 42% slower switch to speed
(-) 25% slower switch from speed
- 22% flame range
-11% of flame particals
(-) + 11% damage vulnerability when active
(plus the usual air blast healing you, and afterburn reducing medigun heals and shield resists)
edit added a down sides
It’s been fun guys.
Goodbye
I’ve been diagnosed with flatus and I’m the doctors aren’t expecting a successful recovery. Y’all have made my day everyday.Its been fun but sadly I have to go.
Thought this 'Flatus Flute' (which is a buttplug whistle) would be a perfect sponsor if Triforce were to do ads...
High Fiber consumption makes you fart.
Median Flatus methane production in volunteers was 361ml/24hrs and CO2 was 68ml/24hrs. Flatulence went up after meals, due to more fermentation gas.
A fiber free diet for 48hrs significantly reduced total flatulence volume (median methane 214ml/24hrs) (median CO2 6ml/24hrs) (median hydrogen effectively 0).
Silly study, but has tangible lifestyle implications for changes in diet.
Has going keto/carnivore reduced your flatulence?
So my girlfriend and I have been dating for about 5 months now and things have been going smoothly. I know many of you can relate to the times of holding gas until your stomach groans while in the presence of your significant other. Whether it be cuddling or just having them within the blast zone for far too long, at some point, they're going to have to get a healthy helping of beef.
Our schedules don't align too well at this point in our lives so we have random periodic calls throughout the day when we get the chance. About midday yesterday, I received a phone call from her, unbeknownst to both of us, it happened to be a butt dialed call. Curiously, I listened closely to see if I could make out what she was doing at the time of the call. I could hear faint mumbling as if she was talking to herself or speaking under her breath interrupted periodically by a lot of rustling around. I switched to speakerphone, as I was slightly busy at that moment, and slowly lowered my ear closer to try to decipher what was going on. Without warning, a cheek smacking breaking-of-wind through the rustling of clothing against the microphone. This was the first time I heard it come from her and definitely going to be the most memorable.
I hung up instantly in comedic shock and couldn't help but chuckle to myself about the auditory assault I just experienced. Time passed before she realized she accidentally called me and placed an actual phone call.
I didn't act different towards her but I really wanted to tell her what had happened without embarrassing her because I thought the situation was rather hilarious. Today, I finally broke the news of the flatulence fiasco and as expected, she was completely devastated and embarrassed. I tried to comfort her with the normal, "everyone does it, it's no big deal honestly" routine but It didn't entirely help. She was just upset that I didn't hang up.
In my mind, there was only one way that I was going to make things right. I decided I was going to record myself ripping cheese. It, quite possibly, wasn't the greatest idea I've ever had but I was sure it would help smooth things over.
So there I was. Sitting on the couch, legs propped up on the coffee table, phone anxiously waiting below my anus with my hands clasped around it attempting to hit the record button. I did my part and sent it to her, without warning and without regrets.
Moments later, I received a phone call from an angry girlfriend who happened to play my booming rip
... keep reading on reddit ➡https://gut.bmj.com/content/gutjnl/32/6/665.full.pdf
Investigation of normal flatus production in healthy volunteers.
Abstract
Flatulence can cause discomfort and distress but there are few published data of normal patterns and volumes. Twenty four hour collections were made using a rectal catheter in 10 normal volunteers taking their normal diet plus 200 g baked beans. Total daily volume ranged from 476 to 1491 ml (median 705 ml). Women and men (both n = 5) expelled equivalent amounts. The median daily flatus hydrogen volume was 361 ml/24 h (range 42-1060) and the carbon dioxide volume 68 ml/24 h (range 25-116), three volunteers produced methane (3, 26, and 120 ml/24 h), and the remaining unidentified gas (presumably nitrogen) or gases contributed a median 213 ml/24 h (range 61-476). Larger volumes of flatus were produced after meals than at other times. Flatus produced at a faster rate tended to contain more fermentation gases. Flatus was produced during the sleeping period, but the rate was significantly lower than the daytime rate (median 16 and 34 ml/h respectively). Ingestion of a 'fibre free' diet (Fortisip) for 48 hours significantly reduced the total volume collected in 24 hours (median 214 ml/24 h), reduced the carbon dioxide volume (median 6 ml/24 h), and practically eradicated hydrogen production. The volume of unidentified gas was not significantly affected (median 207 ml/24 h). Thus fermentation gases make the highest contribution to normal flatus volume. A 'fibre free' diet eliminates these without changing residual gas release of around 200 ml/24 h.
Calendar Details:|2015-11-08 19:00|ARMA 3| Operation Flatus|
#Operation Flatus
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MISSION
The operation starts a few hours after a failed attempt to prevent the deployment of a chemical weapon. Fortunately a vaccine has already been synthesized but for it to be of any use you must make it off of the island and to the carrier group within the next two hours. Past that time the chemical weapon will have begun to take effect.
The survivors of the the battalion sent on the mission are now about platoon strength and they're spread across the whole island. They must find each other and get to the dock at Kavala to escape the island. Many of the platoon members are missing gear that was either expended or damaged. You know that there are two or three friends near by and you'll need to find them and scavenge some gear before you get on your way.
Be warned, many more Russian soldiers are also attempting to make their way off of the island, and Kavala is the only remaining escape point from the island. Once you make it to Kavala you'll need to the the port from the Russians and hold it against their attempts to retake it until the rest of the survivors can join you to make their escape.
OBJECTIVES:
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Locate the other members of your squad
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Find your gear
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Find a vehicle
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Do your best to get yourself and your teammates to Kavala before time runs out
Terrain: Altis
IN-GAME TIME: Night
FORECAST: Overcast, Rain, and Thunder.
FRIENDLY FORCES:
- The mixed remnants of a battalion
ENEMY FORCES:
- The mixed remnants of two or three battalions
Slotting:
Use this in your slotting comment:
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Slots
IMPORTANT SLOTTING NOTE - Most slots will not spawn you with your entire kit and you'll need to search near your spawn to find the rest, and vehicle crews can expect to have to search a bit for their appropriate vehicle. (
... keep reading on reddit ➡I am not a troll. I'm just very discouraged. This all started this year, my senior year of high school, after after having constant gas in social situations. I would be holding in farts all day, but no one could smell anything. Then one day I'm in the locker room and people start making comments about a smell. I walk by someone and they say to the person next to them "I think it's him..."
Another instance would be when I was in the dugout at one of my baseball games. I had cereal for breakfast, my stomach can't handle ice cream but it can normally handle a little milk. Well, at the game I heard my teammates say that it smells like poop. I couldn't smell anything.
The smell is even worse if I'm constipated, judging by the reactions of others. Foods that make me more smelly are sweets and dairy. Right now the only feasible solution I've come across is pelvic floor exercises, but the people I'm talking to say they can take months to start showing noticeable changes. Im clenching my bottom for around 7 hours a day on weekdays because that's the only way I can mitigate the smell. I've tried probiotics, and even now that I'm not super constipated I'm still leaking gas, and 90% of the time I can't smell it.
I've heard people at school whisper about it, and I think one of the girls that helps out with the baseball team tweeted about it. Some days the clenching just doesn't work very well, I think the muscles down there are just too tired. It's been going on for around 2 months, and it's made daily life very stressful, it worsens the general and social anxiety that I had before. I've been to the gastroenterologist, I've tried probiotics. I believe it's a muscle issue. Does anyone have any knowledge of this? More people struggle with it than one would think, they just struggle in silence because they're too embarrassed to bring it up with anyone, even their doctors. I do my best not to take the people's comments to heart. I acknowledge that this doesn't change who I am as a person, it's just an obscure medical issue.
All help and advice is appreciated. I want to be able to enjoy school and social situations again, and I certainly want this to be healed before I go to college. Thank you all and God bless.
Edit: 18 Year old male - 6'0" 135 lbs - Issue duration: Got noticeably worse about 2 months ago
Would the component chemicals break down over time into less odorous compounds?
